(Interior. Couple sitting on the couch, watching NCAA tournament. Husband’s alma mater is playing. They’ve just blown an 11 point lead.)
Husband: GOD DAMMIT! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP PLAYING SO FUCKING STUPID?!?! JESUS!
Wife: You’re going to have to put the earmuffs on Little Girlfriend if you want to talk like that this time next year.
Husband: (Patting wife’s stomach) Sorry.
(Apologies to those who are offended by above blasphemy. Husband tends to lose his head when his alma mater is playing.)