Month: February 2018 (Page 2 of 3)

Reader’s Notebook, 2/15/18

I have a few more books to share, but this time I will do something a little different: write about a book I have not finished yet.

I looked into the site’s archives and couldn’t find a direct reference, but I’m pretty sure one of the reasons I started writing about the books I read here is because of the influence of Nick Hornby’s “Stuff I’ve Been Reading” column in The Believer magazine. The Believer is an art and culture magazine I would pick up occasionally back when I traveled for work. As I was already a fan of Hornby, I always looked forward to his columns both for suggestions on new things to read and for his delightful accounts of what he purchased and read each month.

A few weeks back I was hanging out in Barnes & Noble while M was at volleyball practice.[1] In the Essays section I found Hornby’s  Ten Years in the Tub, a collection of his columns for The Believer. I picked it up, flipped through it, and realized I probably hadn’t read one of his columns since I stopped traveling for work in 2004. I put the book back on the shelf, but added it to my library list. On my library trip the following week, the book was in, so I grabbed it. I decided this would be a very casual read; I’d only get through a column or two at a time in between other reading projects. If I needed to renew the book, or even return it and complete it down the road, that would be fine.

I’m right at halfway through the book as I type this. Thanks to it, I have a new sub-list within my master To Read list of books Hornby has written about that interest me. The rest of this entry will hit on three of them.

It’s been fun to read through Hornby’s columns. He is a voracious reader – sometimes knocking out over 10 books a month – and even better, still buys a lot of books each month. For that alone he is inspiring. He also tends to read good books, which makes my To Read list better. And his writing remains sharp, funny, and personal, all elements I’ve always tried (with varying levels of success) to infuse into my writing.


Y: The Last Man, Book 1 and Y: The Last Man, Book 2 – Brian Vaughn, Pia Guerra, José Marzan Jr.
My once-per year crack at a graphic novel/comic book. Hornby actually reviewed the first three books in this series but I’m only through two so far. Comics often revolve around some kind of catastrophe, usually involving radiation that mutates normal people into super-beings, and the resulting ramifications for society. This series is built on a catastrophe but then focuses on how regular people react to it.

The catastrophe? Something – no one knows what yet – has abruptly killed every living male mammal. Except for two, that is: Yorick Brown, an unemployed recent college graduate who relies on performing magic and escapes to make money, and his pet monkey. Brown’s only goal is to conceal his identity until he can somehow make his way to Australia, where his girlfriend was on a research trip before men were wiped out.

But the surviving women of the world have other plans for him. The US government, including his mother who in a representative from Ohio, wants to lock him away in a protected location where his genes can be studied to see if he holds the key to the survival of the species. A group called The Amazons, who see the destruction of man as a moment of liberation, want to hunt him down and kill him. His sister just happens to be part of this movement, and is intent on being the Amazon that captures him. And a group of Israeli soldiers seek him for, well, we’re not sure yet. It could be to use his DNA to build up a bigger army to continue rolling over their Arab neighbors, something they’ve done easily since so many Israeli women have military training. Or it could be to destroy him before an Arab country snatches him and gets working on their own new army first.

The story is pretty solid: A post-apocalypse story is always good in my eyes. The writing is good. And, as with stories like The Stand, there is the built-in hook of making you want to read until you learn what it is that wiped out almost every man on earth. I’ll be going deeper into this series.


Citizen Vince – Jess Walter
I had not read, nor heard of, Walter’s books. But Hornby is a fan, reviewing several of his books favorably. And this one is really damn good.

The main character is Vince Camden, a man in the witness protection program living in Spokane, WA. He runs a donut shop in the mornings. In the late night hours he gambles with the local riff-raff, sells a little weed, and also dabbles in his old racket: selling stolen credit cards. Life is a lot slower than it was for him back East, before he informed on the Mob, but he’s also alive and not doing too bad.

In late October 1980, though, two things happen to change his life dramatically. First, he receives his voter registration card. By his reckoning, in his former life he was always either in jail/prison, on parole, or a convicted felon on election day. This will be his first opportunity to vote, and the responsibility hits him hard. He begins badgering anyone he talks to about who they’re going to vote for in the upcoming election. He doesn’t just want to know how people are going to vote, but why. He feels an immense responsibility attached to his vote, and he wants to make sure he’s considered every angle before punching out a candidate’s chad.

The second turn in his life is running into a guy, known as Ray Sticks, from back east. Ray is not the kind of guy you want to run into. It shakes Vince to his core and soon he is back in New York, trying to figure out who sent Ray west and if he holds a contract on Vince’s life. This trip ends in a late night card game with boss John Gotti and his crew, from which Vince escapes with his life in exchange for doing Gotti the proverbial favor.

Much of the book revolves around Vince, and other characters, trying to figure out who they are. Does his moving across the country, taking a new name and occupation, change who he is? Will his potential girlfriend become a different person when she gets her real estate license and moves in with Vince, giving up her life as a prostitute? When a cop turns dirty after his child dies, is he the same person or someone completely distinct from his earlier self? All of that, along with the standard mob and crime angles, make for a good enough book.

But where Walter really shines is in a thin section in the middle of the book. Here, he briefly jumps into the heads of both Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan on the Sunday before the election. Carter has just received new conditions from the Iranian parliament for release of the American hostages. He grapples with the appropriate response while looking back on the past four years, and what will happen the following Tuesday. Carter comes across as weary and resigned to the inevitable, worried most about doing the right thing for the hostages, but also concerned at his inability to connect who he is today to the man he was in 1976. Reagan, on the other hand, is light and buoyant. He knows he’s going to win, and is quick with one-liners that convey his optimism. There is a simpleness to him that suggests he does not understand how profoundly becoming president will change his life. Or, perhaps, it suggests that because of his age or his refusal to waste time thinking about such things, he will remain the same person when he leaves office that he is going in.

I loved this section, not just for grounding the story firmly in a distinct moment in time, but for how showing Carter and Reagan on opposite ends of the same moment reinforces the theme of how experience, location, and outlook change who we are.


  1. I can only go back-and-forth to school so many times each day. So if I can squeeze a Target, grocery, or other errand run into a practice window, I’ll avoid doing the round trip.  ↩

KU Hoops Update

This Big 12 basketball season is exhausting. Every time I look at the schedule, checking the next 2–3 games, there is never a break. Every game comes with a series of questions and perils. There have been years when the top has been better, when you could look at the top 2–4 teams and think they all have a shot to get to the Final Four, but those years also often featured a couple teams at the bottom that everyone could pencil in for wins. I’m not sure if the conference has a true title contender this year – go ahead and queue up the “Big 12 is overrated” conversations when no one makes it to the Elite 8 – but, damn, there are no nights off.

Take KU’s recent schedule, for example. There was the stretch where they played at West Virginia, Texas A&M at home, then at Kansas State in six days. I had serious fears about the Jayhawks going 0–3 in that stretch. Especially when they fell behind by 13 in Morgantown. Instead they went 3–0 in those games, including their first two double-digit wins since December.

After that came the “easy” stretch, where KU would take on Oklahoma State and TCU at home, then travel to Baylor. Because it is 2018 and this is the Big 12, they went 1–2 and were a little fortunate to get that one win. Instead of banking three wins and carrying a lead into the final third of the season, they found themselves looking up at Texas Tech. Was it just three weeks ago KU had a two-game lead on everyone and the national media was proclaiming the conference race over?

Shit happens quick in the Big 12, ya’ll!

KU started another brutal three-game stretch last night in Ames. Despite sitting in 10th place in the conference, Iowa State had already beaten Tech, Oklahoma, and West Virginia at home. The KU game is always their game of the year. And they were in the game in Lawrence last month until about the 2:00 mark, when their young pups all fell apart. Yeah, nothing gimme about this. And with West Virginia and Oklahoma coming to Lawrence over the next week 0–3 was, again, a distinct possibility.

So thank goodness that Lagerald Vick found his mojo for the first time since late December, Udoka Azubuike was un-guardable when he was on the court, Malik Newman filled the gaps left in off nights (again) from Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk and Devonté Graham, and the Cyclones again showed their youth by launching lots of bad shots all night. Some terrible free throw shooting late made it a ballgame, but KU still escaped with a road win none of the other contenders have.

Of course, they also have two home losses, something Texas Tech does not have, so the win only helps them tread water rather than gain a game.

KU has been here before, down a game with a handful to play. Although I’ve had doubts this time of the year in the past, there was also always that understanding that KU always finds a way to finish strong, while the other contenders always found a way to falter.

Just as I thought in January, I still believe this year is different. I have a hard time believing that KU can close out the year 5–1 with Texas Tech going 4–2 over the same stretch. Tech looks too solid to me to do KU any favors. And 5–1 seems like a big ask for this KU team.

The biggest factor to me is how Devonté Graham is already running on fumes. He’s shot the ball poorly for two weeks, getting worse each game. He’s struggling to finish at the rim. Last night he missed three free throws late. KU’s just asking too much of him, to play 40 minutes every night, going hard on both ends, and always having to be the guy to bail the team out in big moments. It’s amazing he’s still playing as well as he is. He seems solid mentally, but the physical toll is obvious. And it’s not getting better over the next three weeks.

The only way around that is if Svi gets his groove back after three-straight off games, Newman continues to attack the basket, and Vick can hang onto whatever he tapped into last night. A and B seem likely and possible, respectively, but C is another story. Vick got benched a week ago and publicly shamed by Bill Self. Then KU went out and offered a scholarship to a kid that suggested that Vick may not be back next year, perhaps by mutual agreement. I don’t have a ton of confidence he is going to get back to scoring around 10 ppg consistently.

But there’s a lot of ball to be played. Maybe the pressure will get to Tech, KU will get hot, and in 10 days the Jayhawks are back in first. I’m not betting the house on that, but there’s still a shot.

Nordic Skating

This is has nothing to do with the Olympics but is a must-watch. It is equally amazing and creepy. The best parts are about halfway through this piece, when you see the ice surface flexing and then cracking after Marten Ajne skates across it.

I can’t ice skate, so I’ve never been tempting to go out on our lake when it freezes over in the winter. And even if I could, I would always be nervous about how thick the ice is, especially since our lake gets very deep very quickly. No way in hell I’d ever try something like this. But it is fascinating to watch and listen to.

Big Weeks

It was a big week for L.

Last Thursday was St. P’s annual leadership day, where they invite other schools to come in and take a look at several of the leadership programs they run for the students. Last year L got to give a brief speech about her experiences in the program.[1] This year she took a big step up and got to be one of the two student hosts of the sessions. She and an eighth grader helped run the central part of the program for the visiting teachers, administrators, and students. She received a script that we worked on for about a week, so really it was just reading and being comfortable in front of crowds. Still it was another fine entry into her resumé for about eight years from now when she’s applying to all the finest colleges.[2]

M and C were also involved in leadership day in smaller roles, and all three girls got their pictures on the school’s official Twitter and Facebook accounts for their efforts. Big week for our Brand!


Yesterday was also day one of the tournament for L’s basketball team. We have no idea how the brackets were made, as there is no explanation on the league’s web page. But somehow, despite finishing in the top half of the league our first round game was against a team that finished higher than us, and then the winner had to play the third-place team, a team that beat us by 3 two weeks ago. I’ll blame this on Indiana, where you can somehow combine a blind draw with byes for the highest ranked teams.

Game one, our girls played really well. One girl, who is normally a complimentary player, must have been pissed off by something because she had like 20 steals. She was just a terror, running around grabbing the ball from anyone that got close to her. We had a comfortable lead the entire game and ended up winning by eight. L had six points although it took her about 30 shots to get those six. She’s become a bit of a chucker. If she ever learns how to shoot she’s going to be trouble.

We were supposed to have an hour off between games, but that stretched to nearly two hours as the other games were getting backed up. The game before ours, which was a fifth grade game, took literally 25 minutes to play a six-minute quarter between all the fouls, timeouts, breaks to settle down pissed off players, and arguments from coaches. At one point the game had a chance of going to overtime. Our head coach walked over and whispered to me, “If this game goes to OT, we’re forfeiting and leaving.”

Thankfully it didn’t come to that. Although perhaps that would have been a good idea.

All the energy our girls played with in game one was gone. Everyone was walking around, losing their defender, failing to help on defense, not bothering to rebound, and generally looking like we did way back in early December. We knew this team had one play, that we had figured out how to stop two weeks ago, and somehow we just let them run it over-and-over. In the final minutes of the first half we had a couple girls that literally gave up and just stood around and stared at people.

We led 2–0 and then gave up 56-straight points. Or thereabouts. I think it was 19–2 at halftime, although we were all so frustrated that my eyes weren’t working right.

At halftime we completely revamped the lineup, figuring to have any chance we needed to put our best five on the court. We also challenged the girls to score eight points while limiting the other team to none. That almost worked. We started the half on a 6–0 run, the girls were playing D, getting every rebound, and actually setting screens so we could get good shots up.

That was too big a deficit to make up, though. And by playing our best five together, we ended up subbing in another group that should not have been on the court together. To their credit, that five played a lot harder, too, but they just didn’t have the ability to keep the momentum up.

We got the lead under 10 a couple times, but ran out of steam and the other team hit several shots late to stretch it out again. I think the final was 31–18. So we won the second half! L finished with six again, although it could have been eight. Like I said, it was all a little blurry. That other team was just better than us. They knew how to play together, were great at helping on D, out-worked our girls for rebounds and loose balls, and had the best player on the court who was really good. I’m really not sure how we had a lead on them two weeks ago and only lost by nine.

So we’re done with hoops for the year. The girls all got a lot better from when we started practicing in November. No official stats but I’m pretty sure L was the leading scorer for the season. There were lots of frustrations – don’t get me started on how our girls refused to run inbounds plays correctly even though we have one for baseline, one for sideline, and we’ve practiced them every single practice for three-plus months – but they were further along than most of the other teams we played. Of course, we were in a C league. I can’t imagine what the A teams are like at this age. They probably already play like 80 games a year together. Our girls are far too goofy for that kind of commitment. Plus it would get in the way of kickball!


M had a good athletic week, too. Her volleyball team won back-to-back games to even their record for the season. The first match they won easily. The second one was a struggle and went to three games. The team they played probably should have been a B team, but our girls fought hard and pulled out the third game. That one was a bit of a grudge match for our family, as it was held at the parish around the corner where our girls all went to preschool. When we walked into the hallways, M said, “Oh! It smells just the same as it used to!” Apparently the odors in the hallway have not changed in nine years. I suggested it was the scent of urine and tears, which made some of the parents around us laugh.


  1. And you may recall that in the fall of her second grade year she was asked to introduce Sean Covey at a regional conference as part of the same initiative at St. P’s.  ↩
  2. She now wants to go to Purdue to study engineering, then go to Stanford for law school. All while playing soccer at the international level. Which is more ambitious than I ever was, or have ever been.  ↩

Friday Playlist

“Get Out” – CHVRCHES. First single off their next album, and it sounds as shiny and glorious as their songs from the past.

“The Louder I Call, The Faster It Runs” – Wye Oak. Another first single from an up-coming album. It looks like Wye Oak will be sticking with the more electronic sound they adopted for their last album, and which Jenn Wasner uses in her side project Flock of Dimes. This is a decent song, but knowing the band, there will be a couple classics somewhere on the new record.

“American Love” – Fast Romantics. Since Fast Romantics are Canadian, I’m not sure if this song is an insult or a compliment. I think their lead singer, Matthew Angus, and the whole band in fact, sounds a lot like Eric Bachmann and his band Crooked Fingers. 

“Given to Fly” – Pearl Jam. This week was the 20th anniversary of the release of PJ’s Yield album. It is widely considered PJ’s poppiest album, and likely its most accessible. After pulling back further and further from the public, Yield was the point where the band made peace with themselves and their place in the music world. They would never again be as big as they had been just four years earlier. But this is also the happiest the band ever sounded. I’ve always loved that album – I was unemployed when it came out and listened to it roughly 10 times a day while I was reading want ads and sending out resumés – and it’s one I go back to often. This song was a reminder that the band could still make the massive songs that pulled everyone in the crowd – from front row to last – along with them for the ride. 

“Do The Evolution” – Pearl Jam. Might as well do two songs from Yield. This was Pearl Jam’s first video since “Jeremy”. It was a bit of a kick in the ass. In a good way. Also this song fucking rocks. “It’s evolution, baby!”

Reaching For the Stars, Vol. 1

I’ve been kicking around an idea for awhile about using the 1980s American Top 40s[1] I listen to most weekends as a jumping off point for writing about old songs. Every weekend, whether I listen to an entire countdown or just catch a few minutes here and there, I’m bombarded with memories from 30+ years ago when all those songs were new. Might as well put those memories to use and use them to create some Blog Content, right?

So this is entry #1. I imagine some will be personal stories, as this week’s entry is. Others might be histories of a particular song, or just something funny that Casey Kasem said back in the day. I don’t know if I’ll be posting these every week, and they may not always correspond to the countdown that played the previous Sunday. It’ll depend on how the ghosts present themselves to me.


Chart Week: Feb 7, 1987
Song: “(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)” – Beastie Boys
Chart Position: 24, 8th week on the chart. Peaked at #7 the week of March 7, 1987.


I don’t often make bold choices. I tend to be cautious, considering angles, and then settling on the choice that offers the fewest chances for embarrassment. This was especially true in my teenage years. But in December 1986, I made a rare bold choice that had big ramifications for a huge change that was about to take place in my life.

That month we were packing up our house in Kansas City and preparing to move to San Leandro, CA, just south of Oakland. My step-dad had taken a job the previous summer with Wang Labs and had spent the last four months commuting to San Francisco every Sunday through Thursday. My parents decided to let me finish out the semester in Kansas City, figuring that would be the easiest time to move me academically.

A week or two before we left, I had dinner with my dad and he gave me my Christmas presents early. One of them was a gift card to Musicland.[2] Amidst all the packing and organizing, I managed to talk my mom into taking me to the mall our final week in KC so I could use that card to buy some music for our flight west.

Now in the fall of 1986 I was still, more or less, a Top 40 listener. My two favorite radio stations were Q104 and ZZ99, both of which were Top 40 stations. The music I listened to the most that fall was Van Halen and Boston. Sundays I did homework listening to Casey Kasem.

But I sensed rumblings of change beneath the surface. The previous summer I was entranced by RUN-DMC’s remake of Aerosmith’s “Walk This Way.” In December my fellow knuckleheads and I were quoting their “You Be Illin’” constantly.[3] I had a tape someone at school made me with a few Fat Boys songs on it. And although New Edition and the Force MDs were primarily singing acts, they were also pushing the culture of rap forward into the mainstream. I had always listened to “black music,” mostly thanks to my mom’s affinity for classic Motown and the poppy R&B of the 80s, but this was a whole new kind of urban music directed at my generation.

Sometime that December I heard the Beastie Boy’s “(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)” for the first time. Like, say, 40% of white boys my age, I was immediately hooked.[4] It was loud, obnoxious, raunchy, and, most importantly, brand new and genre defining. This was going to be my music!

So, anyway, back at Musicland…I remember spending a tremendous amount of time trying to decide what to buy. I really wanted to get RUN-DMC’s Raising Hell and the Beasties’ Licensed to Ill. But I had concerns. What if the three total songs I heard off the two albums were the only three good songs? I had bought plenty of shitty albums over the years, and would continue to do so for many years to come, because of one good song. Why so reluctant to do so now? For some reason I was worried about ruining the three-hour flight to San Francisco if I bought the wrong cassette tapes. Like I didn’t have 50 others I could listen to if they sucked.[5]

More, though, I worried about my new school in California. I knew nothing about it. When we had visited the area in the summer, we had focused on a different East Bay suburb and toured the high school there. I had impressions of one school, but would be going to a different one, and I had no idea what to expect.

I was worried about buying the wrong kind of music. What if everyone was metal heads? If I listened to rap, would I get my ass kicked every day? Or what if my new school was simply like my school in Kansas City, where listening to rap wouldn’t necessarily make me an outcast, but would raise some eyebrows? The last thing I needed to do, as the new kid, was call attention to myself for being out of the norm. Being from the Midwest was going to be enough baggage to deal with.[6]

I know I debated for far too long. I imagine my mom getting annoyed as I picked up Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet and Huey Lewis & The News’ Fore! only to put them back and pick up the rap cassettes again.[7]

Finally, I made a decision. I chose to be bold. I grabbed Raising Hell and Licensed to Ill, confidently marched to the front of the store and placed them on the counter. Then I refused to look the 20-something dude running the register in the eye, lest I see disappointment in his face when he saw my purchases.

Fast forward three weeks. We’ve moved, gotten through the holidays, and I’m in my first few days at my new school. SLHS had an open lunch period where kids could eat in the cafeteria, leave campus to get food, or just wander around for 45 minutes. This was my daily chance to try to figure out the culture of this strange new world. I came from a school that was something like 95% white. San Leandro high school was still by far majority white, but the kids who weren’t white weren’t just black. There was a small black student population, but bigger Asian and Hispanic populations. And, I quickly learned, the Asians were from all over Asia and the Pacific, and the Hispanics were from all over Central America. Or at least their parents/grandparents were. You know what I mean.

At lunch I’d sit around and observe, trying to learn the fashions, lingo, and social groups of SLHS. One day, had to have been my first week, I was at my locker preparing for classes to begin again when I heard some familiar lyrics being shouted:

I did it like this,
I did it like that,
I did it with a whiffle ball bat!

Followed by shrieking laughter. I turned to look and here came a group of five or six white girls, all singing the lyrics to “Paul Revere” together for all to hear.

Wacky, wild stuff, man.

I quickly learned I had nothing to fear by listening to the Beastie Boys. In fact, that seemed to be the one thing that crossed all racial/ethnic/socio-economic lines because every-freaking-body was listening to the Beasties.

In fact, the Beasties helped me start meeting people after that initial glow of “So, you’re the new kid, right?” wore off. SLHS didn’t have busses, so kids who could not yet drive had to take public transportation to and from school. One day while waiting at the BART station for my transfer, someone tapped me on my shoulder. I removed my headphones and looked to see a guy from my gym class.

“Hey, Kansas, what are you listening to?”

I wore a KU 1986 Final Four shirt in gym and this dude slapped me with the nickname “Kansas” when we had played volleyball on the same team that week.

“Uh, the Beastie Boys,” I mumbled.

“No shit?!? They have the Beastie Boys in Kansas?”

“Sure.”

Sure.

With one simple, powerful word, a blossoming friendship was born.

Actually that’s not true. This kid, let’s call him Tim, and I became cool with each other, but we were never really friends.

Tim did, though, open social doors for me. The next day in gym, as we were milling about waiting to get started in our volleyball games, I heard him talking to some other guys. “Hey, Kansas listens to the Beastie Boys!” as I walked by. I got a few nods of respect. One dude, Charles, our school’s best basketball player who lived in Oakland, loved this.

“Yo! You listen to the Beasties! Seriously?”

He was utterly delighted that a white kid from Kansas was down with the Beasties. Charles became one of my best friends in my short time in California, and famously “borrowed” my Eric B and Rakim tape for about six weeks the next fall.

Where were we?

Oh, right. Not being the most outgoing person in the world, it was a struggle for me to forge friendships at my new school. But a simple thing like listening to the Beastie Boys and RUN-DMC broke some of the ice. Soon I had a few friends in every class, had people to walk to Taco Bell with at lunch, and kids to sit by on the very interesting county bus.[8]

Fast forward to 1998. Some buddies and I were going to see the Beasties and A Tribe Called Quest. In anticipation of the show, we wasted time at work sending emails to each other about our favorite Beasties songs. I believe I shared a (shorter) version of this story, how the Beasties helped me get settled at a new school. My literary cherry on top came by suggesting that the Beastie Boys had saved my life. If I had been unable to make friends, who knows what kind of trouble I would have gotten into? I certainly wouldn’t be working in an entry-level position in the finance department of a Fortune 400 company!

All because of the “rowdy, rockin’ rappers from New York” as Casey called them back in 1987.

One note about last weekend’s countdowns: both the AT40 and VJ Big 40 countdowns were from 1987. But they were from different weeks. AT40 took the first week of February while Sirius used the list from the last week of January. The chart geek in me loves listening to the two and comparing how songs are in different spots. I know, fascinating, right? “(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)” jumped eight big notches in that one week. America was learning what I already knew.


  1. And VJ Big 40 countdowns on SiriusXM that are based on the old Billboard charts  ↩
  2. Musicland?!?! How much of my life did I spend at that place between the ages of 13 and 18?  ↩
  3. Hard to believe that peaked at #12 on the pop chart.  ↩
  4. Another roughly 45% of white boys my age would eventually get hooked. The remaining 15% of white boys my age viewed rap as ghetto noice that wasn’t really music and would refuse to listen to it ever, even if performed by white acts. Most of these guys are members of, or have already been ousted from, the Trump Administration.  ↩
  5. Or more likely 12. I had a little carrying case that I believe held two stacks of six cassettes each. Whatever went into that would be my soundtrack for the flight.  ↩
  6. I needed more Ren MacCormack in me.  ↩
  7. These are placeholder names only. I don’t recall what more mainstream albums I contemplated purchasing.  ↩
  8. San Leandro had a number of factories, so folks from all over the Bay Area bussed in for work. I’m not sure all of these folks were 100% there mentally. We saw some crazy shit on those rides home after school.  ↩

The Big Reveal

I’ve watched my share of Fixer Upper over the years. My wife loves it. My kids all love it. If you’re between, say, 30 and 50, white, and live in the suburbs, odds are someone in your house is a fan.

While I appreciate the show, it has worn on me over the years. Thus I enjoyed McSweeney’s poking a little fun at the show.

WE’RE ENDING FIXER UPPER SO WE CAN EXPLORE OUR NEW PASSION FOR 1970S EUROPEAN BRUTALISM

Now we can say to the Smiths and the Prestons and all the other good families we’ve been blessed to work with: you are meaningless specks in the face of mechanization and the worker-state. Here is your concrete cube. We don’t care if you like it. It is functional enough for your purposes. Get over yourselves.

Reader’s Notebook, 2/6/18

A couple very different books completed over the past week.


Blue Highways: A Journey Into America – William Least Heat Moon
I came across this in an odd way. In Nick Offerman’s Paddle Your Own Canoe, the actor/comedian/writer mentioned this book as having had a large influence on his life. He offered a blurb that it was about traveling across the backroads of the US and that was enough for me to place it on my reading list.

Offerman pretty much nailed it with that brief description.

William Least Heat Moon was a professor at the University of Missouri. In the early spring of 1978 he was told that his position was being eliminated because of decreasing enrollment. He was also separated from his wife. Since his whole life seemed to be falling apart, he decided to jump into his Ford van and start driving. The gimmick was that he was sticking to the so-called Blue Highways – the smaller state and county roads that show as blue on maps. Unless he absolutely had to, he would spend no time on the broad interstates and four-lane state highways that make crossing our country easy.

Over the next four months he made a slow circle of the US. The highways he traveled were often so blue you could call them black. At times the road that showed on the map completely disappeared and he followed an unpaved path through woods, mountains, and countryside that had first been cut by Native Americans or animals centuries earlier. He did his best to avoid chain restaurants and frequented small, locally owned diners, picking up regional gossip and travel tips in the process. He only used hotels or rooms offered by friendly people often enough to get an occasional shower. The rest of the time he would park his van in a safe spot and spend the night in it. He talked to folks that were becoming more disconnected from the core American culture: life-long residents of the deep woods who clung to their unique ways of life; Native Americans who resisted assimilation; and groups like the true Cajuns of Louisiana who were the final reminders of a blended culture that was disappearing.

What I found most fascinating about the book was how it sits right on the edge of my own clearest memories. I have these vague memories of what life in the US was like in the 1970s, no doubt jaded both by selective memory and the images of that era that have been pushed by pop culture in the decades since. My mental picture of Least Heat Moon’s stories were all drawn in muted, Kodachrome colors, because that’s what the 70s looked like, right?

That fading culture aspect of the book really appealed to me, too. The rise of cable TV in the 80s and the media conglomerates of the 90s made our country much smaller, culturally. As pop culture spreads from coast-to-coast almost instantly, many of our regional variations have faded. People from opposite corners of the map have far more in common today than they did 40 years ago. It was interesting to read about the final years of that old era, when folks who lived in the valleys that are tucked into the Smokey Mountains still made trips to the locally owned general store not just to buy the necessities of life, but also to learn about what was going on across the county line, in the state capital, and around the world. The people who live in those same locations today sit in their living rooms watching Fox News, drive 40 miles down paved highways to Wal-Mart, and are less tied to local gathering points than ever before.

Least Heat Moon did not make any great discoveries about himself or life on his trip. In fact, there’s a section where he becomes depressed when he realizes there have been no epiphanies on the road and that the problems he left behind in Columbia will still be there when he returns. In some ways, the book reminds me of my favorite travel book, Paul Theroux’s The Happy Isles of Oceania. Theroux was also in the midst of an unraveling marriage and the first Gulf War was about to begin when he started paddling through the Pacific. Unlike Theroux, who is famously cantankerous and not always sympathetic to the people he meets, Least Heat Moon treasured his encounters with the locals he met. Only when their redneck-ism careened into overt racism did he have any sharp words for the people he interacted with.

Because of that warmth, this ranks right up there with The Happy Isles as one of my favorite travel books I’ve read.


Don’t Put Me In, Coach: My Incredible NCAA Journey from the End of the Bench to the End of the Bench – Mark Titus
I have no idea why it took me so long to read this. I read Titus’ weekly college basketball columns on The Ringer every week, listen to his podcast most weeks, and have been following him since he first launched The Most Important Rankings in College Basketball on Grantland five or six years ago. This book was his second or third step down a path that led to that gig.

In it he tells how he went from a token shooter on one of the best AAU teams of all time[1] to walk-on at Ohio State to cult favorite based on the blog he wrote about being a walk-on.

His stories about Greg Oden, Evan Turner, and other guys he played with at Ohio State are often hilarious. His coach Thad Motta comes off as one of the best guys to play for ever. I found the book to be way more Bro-ish than his columns are. But he also wrote the book when he was younger and, arguably, aimed it at a different audience than his columns are aimed at. It’s a quick, fun read if you’re into college hoops.


  1. Starting five: Michael Conley, Eric Gordon, Daquan Cook, Josh McRoberts, Greg Oden. Yeah, they won a few games. All but Cook were from Indianapolis, too.  ↩

More Super Bowl – JT

Well shit. I totally forgot about the halftime show in my Super Bowl roundup.

You would be correct if you thought that had something to do with my reaction to it.

Justin Timberlake’s performance was visually appealing, but otherwise safe, confusing, disappointing, and forgettable.

I had heard the “controversy” coming about the rumored use of a hologram of Prince during JT’s performance. I also read the quotes from both Prince taken before his death and from friends and family that pointed out how he would not have approved the use of him image in that way if he were able to weigh in. So I must admit I was down on the performance even before it began.

The show was full of energy for sure. If you turned the sound down, or even didn’t expect the frontman to provide much in terms of vocals, it was a perfectly entertaining performance. But was it memorable? Nope. It blends in with a dozen other glitzy halftime shows.

In his effort to provide a dynamic performance that moved throughout the stadium, Timberlake chose to only sporadically sing over backing vocals. Listen, I get that the Super Bowl halftime show is all about spectacle. Thus I’m willing to watch a performer not give 100% on their vocals in order to dance their asses off. It was so distracting, though, to watch Timberlake prance around while only occasionally doing any singing. He came off as an old school rap second man, only singing the final word of each line to add emphasis. I’d rather he had straight lip-synched his entire performance than do this.

As for the Prince stuff, there was no hologram. But there was an image of Prince projected onto what looked like a giant bedsheet. Which I’m guessing was their last-second “How can we honor Prince without using a hologram?” trick.

I realize that Timberlake could not win here. Just as the next Super Bowl hosted by Gary, IN will feature a Michael Jackson tribute, the first in Minneapolis after Prince’s death had to have some reference to the man. Whatever Timberlake did, it was destined to look weak in comparison to Prince’s 2007 Super Bowl halftime performance, generally considered to be, at worst, one of the best ever.[1] Plus Timberlake was wearing his bizarre urban camo getup. Meanwhile Prince wore this:

Princehalftime

Prince danced, sang, and played guitar in high heels in the (purple) rain in Miami. JT shuffling around indoors in Jordans, banging out a few notes on a piano, and singing maybe ¼ of his vocals live doesn’t come near Prince’s performance for virtuosity, originality, or memorability. The Prince references shone a brighter light on how weak Timberlake’s show was.

Listen, I like Justin Timberlake. He’s a fine performer both in terms of music/dance and comedy/acting. But his performance Sunday should have been more ambitious, shown off his singing voice better, and been more confidently imagined overall.


  1. Intelligent people know it was, by far, the greatest Super Bowl halftime show.  ↩

Pretty, Pretty, Pretttttttty Super

So, yeah, I watched the Super Bowl. I’m a goddamn American, right? Despite my lack of interest in the NFL these days, I wasn’t going to miss the biggest game of the year. Also, if I’m only going to casually watch pro football I kind of have to watch the Super Bowl, as it has become a cultural obligation. Like I said, I’m an American.

Now my full attentions were not on the game. We watched most of the first half at my sister and brother in law’s home. We were eating and conversing. There were two high-energy toddlers running around delighting us. And then, despite barely talking to me all weekend, M decided to sit down next to me and talk incessantly once the game started. Teenagers, man…

That’s all a warning that this won’t be as exhaustive an accounting of my Super Bowl experience as they once were on these hallowed pages.

For example, I barely paid attention to the commercials over the noise and interruptions. Of the ones I did see, I approved of the Tide commercials.[1] They were wacky and fun and thus memorable. My favorite was the NFL Network Dirty Dancing ad. That was just good stuff all around. Sounds like most folks agreed so I didn’t miss much in the first half. Kind of ironic the best ad came from an NFL entity.

Worst ad? In a freaking walk-over the Dodge ad that featured a Martin Luther King Jr. speech. Inappropriate, tone deaf, offensive, classless… There aren’t enough adjectives of disapproval. I have enjoyed comedian George Wallace’s Twitter reaction. Rather than rail on the ad, he decided to mock it. One example Tweet:

I’d say, “Hey MLK I gotta chop some wood but my Dodge Ram may not be able to handle all the wood I chop” and MLK would be like, “Let me meet you down there by the wood chopping area with my matching Dodge Ram.” We’d haul the wood then go fight for civil rights later that day.

George Wallace wins the day!

That’s about all I saw that was memorable.

As for the game, that was a hell of a game. In fact, it might have been the perfect game for the masses of Patriots haters. Eagles get an early lead, some wacky plays ensue that tend to help Philly a little more than New England. The Haters have hope. Facing a fourth and goal inside the five just before halftime, the Eagles run a play that Patriots tried to run earlier, but run it better as quarterback Nick Foles hauls in a touchdown pass to build a 10-point halftime lead. The Haters are nervously optimistic, but remember what happened when they jumped all over the Falcons bandwagon a year ago.

In the second half came the inevitable New England rally. We all knew it was coming and there was nothing we could do to stop it. Not even two Philly touchdowns that were upheld on controversial replay calls. Nope, it was all happening just like we knew it would. Pats take a lead, Eagles score to go back ahead, but leave entirely too much time on the clock because a receiver ran out of bounds during the scoring drive. It wasn’t a matter of whether the Patriots would score, but which white receiver would catch the winning touchdown pass.[2] Us haters were collectively looking for dogs to kick and debating whether to just turn the damn TV off.

Out of nowhere came Brandon Graham’s beautiful strip-sack that left Brady sad on the turf. A clutch-ass field goal by rookie kicker Jake Elliott meant it would take a true miracle to get to OT.[3]

But come on, we were all expecting the miracle, right? When Brady’s desperation heave bounced around and hit the turf there was a moment of held breath. Even the Eagles players were looking around, hoping not to see a flag somewhere on the ground that would extend the game for one more play before they could relax and celebrate. I’m no Philly fan, but I let out a little whoop in honor of them slaying the dragon for America.

Hell of a game.

So the Patriots lose, and do so with plenty to bitch about. I’m sure Boston radio is a freaking riot this morning, as Tommy from Southie calls in to complain about the NFL not applying the catch rules the way they had all season, and Donny from Dorchester screams about how Brady was hit late on his final throw, and Mikey from Quincy points out a Pats receiver got leveled 20 yards downfield as the last pass flew threw the air.

This is all good stuff and proof that even in the darkest days, good sometimes can prevail. Or at least evil can fall even if their vanquishers weren’t your first choice to do so.

Excellent all around.


  1. M has watched all of Stranger Things where S and I are only four episodes into the first season. It felt weird for M to be delighted by the presence of David Harbour while I just kind of casually recognized him.  ↩
  2. Am I the only one who found it hilarious that one of the few black skill players the Pats have is named James White? Belichick is always trolling, man.  ↩
  3. Elliott broke Matt Bahr’s record for longest Super Bowl field goal by a rookie earlier in the game. I remembered the Bahr brothers from my youth, so I looked them up. Fascinating! The oldest brother was an All American soccer player at Navy and was on the 1972 Olympic team. Then came Chris, who was a three-time soccer All American and one-time football All American at Penn State. Next came Matt, who was also a football All American. Chris and Matt both played professional soccer before their long NFL careers. And a younger sister was an All American gymnast. I guess it helps that their dad was a long-time member of the US national soccer team and is in the US Soccer Hall of Fame and their mom was a collegiate swimmer.  ↩
« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2025 D's Notebook

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑