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D’s Notes

Another dive into the notebook for a selection of random notes.


College NIL

Shockwaves went through college sports last week when UNLV quarterback Matt Sluka, who tore up KU in week three, announced he was sitting out the remainder of the season so he could transfer and retain a year of eligibility. He claimed that UNLV had not lived up to their NIL agreement. UNLV fired back that they had provided everything promised and he was looking for a better deal elsewhere because of his hot start.

Before we get to the NIL angle, there’s actually another dumb thing that needs to be addressed. In college basketball, if you play one game, you have burned your eligibility for that season. In football, players can appear in as many as four games and maintain their redshirt option going forward.

That is one of the stupidest rules the NCAA, an organization with a lot of dumb rules, has instituted. Before NIL you would occasionally see a player decide after week four he was shutting it down so he could jump to another program. Khalil Herbert did that at KU a few years back, running all over Boston College one week then not playing again that season before jumping to Virginia Tech. I think this might sneakily be the most destructive element of the modern, free transfer era. It’s bad enough coaches have to re-recruit their own players every year. Now you have to worry about whether they’re going to make a business decision before week five that wrecks your season.

I’m all for player power, but I think they have too much power in this situation.

Back to NIL proper. I just laugh at this, and know more of it is coming. For the 100th time on this site, let me remind you that the NCAA could have nipped this in the bud 20 years ago. All they had to do was share a fraction of the money they made from using players’ names in video games, which was the right thing to do on every moral and legal level imaginable, and then allow schools to throw kids a few bucks when they sold jerseys with their names and numbers on them. But, no, they insisted on protecting the “sanctity of amateur sports,” when college football and basketball decidedly hadn’t been amateur at the highest level for at least a generation, and refused to allow any of that to happen. Now we’re in a wild west where the NCAA has no rules or control and no higher authority is interested in stepping in to create ground rules. The result is kids getting paid flatly to play at specific schools rather than profiting off the use of their name, image, and likeness as was supposed to happen. Boosters are funneling money into NIL collectives rather than university booster organizations or general funds.

Congrats, NCAA! You managed to both destroy college sports while trying to protect it, and create a significant financial shortfall for universities at a moment when they face increasing budgetary hostility from the legislatures that fund them. That is some amazing work!


Replay/Refs

Pretty much every game I watch these days refs make terrible calls. WNBA refs might be the worst I’ve ever seen, worse even than high school refs. At least high school refs are out-of-shape, thin-skinned, semi-pros so you expect them to suck. I think WNBA refs make up the rules as they go some nights. Twice in their playoff series the Fever had to use a challenge in the first quarter because the referees assigned a foul to the wrong player. In each case it was obvious an error was made, but the refs made no move to correct their call, forcing the Fever to burn a challenge early. Fortunately, in each case they won and the call was changed. ESPN’s Rebecca Lobo blasted the refs and league for putting the Fever in that situation. A referee mistake should not force a team to burn their challenge.

Refs suck. You know what else sucks? Replay. In so many ways.

We can see a replay on TV and often in five seconds know if a call was right or wrong, then we sit around for three minutes while the refs try to figure it out. And then sometimes the refs still come up with the completely wrong call. The worst is in college basketball, where they will review an out-of-bounds call, realize the initial call was wrong, in the process see there was a foul that went uncalled, but can only change who has possession, not assign the foul that caused the turnover.

Then there are all stupid rules about what is and is not a catch in football. Or how in baseball a player’s body coming a fraction of an inch off the bag for a fraction of a second somehow means he was out. And so on.

I’m pretty sure I’ve suggested this before but I think replay review should only be shown at real-time speed. We don’t need to slow it down to one frame per second to analyze whether a ball moved a fraction of an inch when a receiver hit the ground. If we’re checking the refs, we need to check them at the same speed they made the call.

Yeah, folks will throw a fit if slow-mo shows detail that real time does not. That’s a downside I’m more willing to live with than how replay is used now.

And every review should be a coach’s review, with a limited number of challenges per contest. Give us back our games!


Kids

I forgot to mention the M got her sorority Little last weekend. It was the girl she/we expected, an architecture student from California. They both looked excited in the pictures we saw, so that’s good. We were worried the new girl wouldn’t be as into the process as M and her Big were last year. Looks like she can at least fake it.

We submitted C’s two college applications she plans on sending Monday evening. One to IU, her top choice, and one to UC. M got her acceptance letters from both schools in mid-November of her senior year, so we should know fairly soon.

Our mailbox has been flooded with promotional material from schools for both C and L. This week C got a package from High Point University. When we opened it up, this book was inside.

It’s a legit, hardback book. She hasn’t checked a box expressing any interest in them, so I assume thousands of these went out unsolicited. I guess at a hair under $70K a year, before aid, they can afford to send some books out. Seems like a weird choice for 17–18 year olds, though.

L has been sick for a couple weeks. It’s been so bad that she’s had to skip a few morning basketball workouts. We’re are pretty sure she had/has mono, but when we had blood work done last week, somehow the mono test got lost. There were other indicators that suggest mono so we’re going with that. Official basketball practice begins in three weeks, hopefully enough time for her to start feeling better.


ESPN

The alleged World Wide Leader is having rough times. Last week they laid off Zach Lowe, one of the best sports writers/analysts across all sports, and the finest basketball analyst they had. Another sign all they care about is the hot-take side of “analysis” that can be chopped up into Tik-Tok videos.

Also, last week I was sitting in a waiting room reading their story about the final home game for the Oakland A’s. It was a great story, and proof that ESPN does still allow some long-form journalism to take place under its watch.

But check out how user-hostile the reading experience was.

I’ve noticed this a lot lately. You get roughly halfway through a piece and this footer filled with disclaimers, etc pops up. You can’t dismiss it. You can scroll up and it will disappear, but when you scroll back down it returns. It remained on my screen until I finished the article. It’s not even a freaking ad, just a bunch of legalese that the reader should be allow to dismiss, or better yet, should auto-hide after a few seconds.

Finally, multiple times Monday ESPN showed graphics for the baseball playoffs that were completely wrong. One had the Royals and Tigers flipped, the Royals playing Houston and Detroit going to Baltimore. At least this one you could kind of explain away. The Royals and Tigers finished with the same record, the Royals getting the five seed thanks to winning the season series with Detroit. Obviously someone didn’t know the tie-breaker rules and either gave Detroit the higher spot because of alphabetical order or because they had a better record over their last 10 games. Or because they didn’t bother to look at MLB.com to get the official bracket. Still super dumb, but understandable since ESPN, like much of sports media, has fired many of their experienced editors and replaced them with cheap talent that doesn’t understand context.

Later in the day, though, they flashed a graphic that had Oakland in the playoffs. The A’s finished 17 games out of the final Wild Card spot. Worse, they had them playing the Padres…on the National League side of the bracket. I guess leaving Oakland means the A’s are also switching leagues?

Final Olympic Notes

Strap in for a good, old fashioned, mega post about the Olympics!

In a week filled with amazing events and results, it would be impossible for me to not start with Saturday’s men’s basketball gold medal game. The first quarter was nearly perfect, a breathless, back-and-forth, up-and-down, punch-and-counter punch 10 minutes. The US seized control early in the second quarter and never really lost it, although the French made several valiant runs.

LeBron James was, again, phenomenal. It is ridiculous that a nearly 40-year-old man can dominate a high level game like he does. Kevin Durant hit clutch shot after clutch shot in the Americans’ last two games.

But, come on, the story of the weekend was Steph Curry’s grandest statement of his career. Nine 3’s in the come-from-behind semifinal win over Serbia. Then eight 3-pointers, four in the final two and a half minutes, each more audacious and clutch than the last, in the gold medal game. His final one, the “Golden Dagger” according to Noah Eagle, was a shot that will live in basketball history forever. We’ve seen him do this before. But that shot felt like one he would throw up only in an All-Star game, when the stakes were not super high. He tossed a nearly vertical shot over two defenders that splashed through the hoop in the closing moments of an Olympic Gold Medal game. As Bill Raftery would say, onions!

It was a nearly perfect day here in Indy, so after splashing with the nephews in the pool for a couple hours I watched on our outdoor TV. A little reminiscent of the 2012 Midwest regional final between KU and UNC that I watched outside in Kansas City.

With that we begin to say goodbye to Steph’s generation, at least from international hoops. You never want to fully count out LeBron and KD, but if they come back in 2028 they surely won’t be the featured players. I’m not sure you can expect either Joel Embiid or Anthony Davis to be healthy in four years, and Jo seems like he’s aging in Nintendo time rather than real time anyway. So not only will the Americans have to replace three of the greatest players ever, they will likely have to replace their two best big men. At a moment when Victor Wembanyama will likely be turning into the best player in the world.

Good luck to the next US coach! Guarantee Coach K won’t be volunteering for that gig.

It’s crazy that this was Steph’s first Olympics. A combination of injuries, bad luck, and bad timing conspired to keep him off the 2012, 2016, and 2020(1) teams. I think he made up for those misses over the weekend.

Dwyane Wade was pretty good as the analyst. He was funny and insightful. He was excited in big moments. While a clear homer, he expressed enthusiasm for big plays by the teams the US was playing as well. He had some terrific observations that come with having recently played at the highest level. His delivery could use some polish, and I think if he wants to continue on NBC or another network he needs to tone down some of the fandom that he expressed in Paris. Those are minor quibbles, though.

Pacer Tyrese Haliburton barely played in the games. Which made sense even before USA Basketball announced Sunday that he had a minor knee injury. He was there for emergency depth and to get some first hand understanding of international ball ahead of the next World Cup/Olympics cycle. Ty had a terrific reaction to his PT after the games. (Apparently I can’t embed Tweets at the moment.)

Our house may have made a crack about that applying to a certain Big 10 basketball player who was “present” for some group projects with M in high school.

Can we just stop all the “Why isn’t Player X playing” nonsense during the games? We can’t have it both ways. We can’t have a roster loaded with the best players and complain about PT, or make a true team, with a top 5–7 then complimentary parts around them, and complain when we can’t don’t have a superstar to sub in when LeBron gets three fouls or Steph isn’t hitting shots.

Content machine always gotta crank, though.

We were moving M back to school Sunday so I missed the women’s gold medal game. Which, thank goodness! That seemed super stressful. It would have been to France what the Miracle on Ice was to the US had they pulled off the upset. Can you imagine the content machines spinning it that Caitlin Clark would have prevented the upset had the US lost? Lord have mercy…


Non-basketball highlight of the week: Indianapolis and Cathedral high school’s own Cole Hocker storming back to win the men’s 1500. Hocker is obviously a big deal here, and I’ve been able to follow his pro career pretty closely as the local media always highlights his big races. He often seems to come up just short in the biggest events. Not this time, in the biggest!

Would you be surprised that we got a fundraising email from CHS referencing his win just minutes after the prime time replay of his win? Of course not. Catholic schools gonna Catholic school.

Then a day later Quincy Hall, from KCMO and Raytown South high school, wins gold as well. A friend asked if everyone from Raytown has gold grills. I told him of course we do, along with our RYT tattoos.[1] Hall was one of the most outrageous and delightful interviews of the games.

I had some friends making fun of me for claiming Hall despite going to my rival high school. So then I claimed the women’s 100 meter champ, since she’s from St. Lucia and that’s where we went on our honeymoon. And the women’s hammer throw silver medalist, since she went to UC. And Lewis Johnson, since he went to UC. And all the other medalists with Indiana roots. Two Jayhawks just missed making the podium, in the men’s 800 and women’s marathon, both finishing fourth. If you cast your net wide enough, you can find an angle for just about every sport!


The crowds at any event where the French were doing well were fantastic. The men’s volleyball game might have been the best, as it was probably 95% Frenchies. The men’s basketball gold medal game felt like a great high school playoff game. The French clearly had the most fans, but there was a sizable American contingent to counter them. Shame the Eiffel Tower shooter wasn’t there to snipe Jimmy Fallon and get him off the screen.


Every four years I chuckle that the US focuses on total medals while most of the rest of the world focuses on golds. So the US, the land where individual rights are paramount (well, not always), where if you try to give a kid a free school lunch you’re called an anti-American socialist, concentrates on the comprehensive medal count. And the rest of the world, where individual rights often come second to the needs of the collective, cares most about winning. Wild.


The Gold Medal Bell at the track stadium was a fantastic addition. LA better carry it over to 2028. Although they’ll probably add some cheesy, Hollywood angle that ruins it.


Rowdy Gaines is retiring after the 2028 games?!?! Say it ain’t so, Rowdy! They should just broadcast swimming without an analyst; he is irreplaceable.

Shout out to Chris Marlowe. Like Gaines, he was in the ’84 games as an athlete. And, like Gaines, he began calling Olympic volleyball in 1992. Always one of the best announcers.


Boo for the US not winning a single gold medal in any of the volleyball competitions. A silver for the indoor women, bronze for indoor men, and a giant turd for our collective beach players. Definitely need to fix this for LA. We invented the damn sport.

Another highlight of the games was in the women’s beach gold medal match, when the Canadians and Brazilians were arguing rather heatedly at the net over a misunderstanding. The DJ spun John Lennon’s “Imagine” and the crowd sang along. Three of the four players either cracked smiles or started laughing. That one Brazilian wouldn’t let it go, though, until the match was over. She was fired up!


“Artistic swimming.” Horseshit. It will always be synchronized swimming to me.


Not sure why but it surprises me that Norway has so many excellent runners. I know there is a tremendous culture of sports in that country. To a dumb American it seems like that should be confined to winter sports, though. They sure punch above their weight, per capita-wise.


Man, what a time to be a Spanish soccer fan. The women won the World Cup last year, and reached the semi-finals of the Olympics. The men won the European championship last month then captured the gold in an outrageously entertaining 5–3, extra time added win over France. I remember when the Spanish (and the French) were considered perennial underachievers in soccer.


Stupid Covid. Likely cost Noah Lyles the elusive 100–200 double. And, who knows, maybe the men’s 4×100 relay doesn’t get DQed if Lyles is running. Silly me, of course they would have gotten DQed. That’s what they do, now in five straight Olympics. In 2028 we need a baton pass bootcamp run by Dennis Mitchell and Carl Lewis.

Meanwhile the women’s 4×100 squad was thoroughly delightful, and managed to pass the baton safely three times to win the gold.

I told a few friends that it seems weird that the men’s 100–200 double is actually pretty rare. We came of age watching Carl Lewis do it. Then Usain Bolt did it three times. Even knowing those two runners were the two best ever, it seemed like something that was a stretch but still possible.

I won’t identify him so he doesn’t get into trouble, but one of my Brothers in Olympic Love suggested a buddy comedy that features Gabby Thomas, Anna Hall, and Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone. I would watch! Throw in Sha’carri Richardson as their wacky neighbor and you’re working with comedy gold. Maybe Dutch sprinter Lieke Klaver could play their European nemesis.

McLaughlin-Levrone dominated the 400 hurdles again. There are calls for her to attempt the mega-rare hurdle-sprint double in LA. Which seems like a no brainer. As I get older, though, I appreciate the toll these races take on athletes’ bodies a lot more. If she is running full-tilt basically every day for a week, will her body hold up? I know she trains every day, but she doesn’t run at full Olympic effort every day. I’d love to see her try it as long as it doesn’t endanger her dominance of the hurdles.

McLaughlin-Levrone and Thomas were half of the US’s insanely dominant 4×400 relay. That was like a Katie Ledecky 1500 race they were so far ahead.

Also big props to Botswana’s Letsile Tebogo. He became the first African-born athlete to win a sprint gold medal with his win in the 200. He was also 6th in the 100. And he ran a brilliant leg in Botswana’s 4×400 relay. One runner, all four sprint distances. Talk about versatility!

Quincy Wilson running in the Olympics as a 16-year-old seems crazy. Dude almost put the US in too deep of a hole in the 4×400 semis, but you’re going to run a little tight in that situation.


Sadly I was busy Friday afternoon when breaking finally got its moment, and thus missed the outrageous performance by the Aussie breaker. The whole breaking thing made me think of a comment I believe Ice-T made about Eminem when he first got famous. Something along the lines of “He’s a decent rapper, but I could go to a dozen corners in Detroit and find Black rappers just as good as him.” I’m sure all these international breakers were perfectly fine. But I’m pretty sure I could go to a dozen corners in the Bronx and find better breakers. The bracket should have been like the Little League World Series with the international competitors battling to take on the American champion in the gold medal final.


Flag football, for both men and women, in the 2028 games? Interesting.


Makes me laugh that diving commentators are still so harsh. “This is really hard to watch” as an athlete makes a tiny splash that moves him into 4th place.


Some complaints.

My quadrennial local news ad bitch. While we were in Florida there was a freak storm in Indy during rush hour that caused part of a major interstate to flood, stopping traffic. Naturally our NBC station decided to turn that into a commercial touting their weather team. As if no other station in Indy was aware of the storm or the flooding. It was only their crack team that discovered the deluge and let viewers know about it. Local news is so dumb.

OK, Snoop was great. But it was a little disappointing to see that he’s joining The Voice this fall, and have to watch 800 ads for it. It made his appearance in France seem a little less organic and more calculated by NBC.

“Event of the night. With limited commercial interruptions.” Very bold of NBC to show a race that lasts somewhere between 10 seconds and two minutes without inserting any commercials. Lord knows they loved rolling ads in the middle of live action in team sports, so I guess I should be thankful.


That said, I thought NBC did a pretty solid job. They’ve finally discovered that they can show events live in non-prime time hours and then repackage them for the evening show and still get great ratings. After decades of trying to figure out how to leverage multiple channels to show as many sports as possible, they finally got it right. Now increasing the price of Peacock during the games was a dick move. But, honestly, it was to be expected based on how every streaming platform treats its customers.

My European sports summer is now over. It started with Euro ’24, rolled into the Tour de France, and then the Olympics. For two months I’ve had constant sports during the day, sometimes already in progress when I turned on the TV at 7:00 AM. Not sure how I’m going to adjust. The Premier League starts in a week, but that’s just on weekends, so not the same.

I’ve long argued that the Olympics should always be in the western hemisphere. NBC pays more for the games than any other broadcast outlet, Americans watch them in higher numbers than anyone else. Play the sports at times that work best for our TV schedule.

I take that back. Games in Europe, or Europe-equivalent time zones, might be the perfect setting. You can watch sports literally all day, catching important events live during the daytime then catching up or reliving stuff in prime time.

A pretty good Olympics. Some legendary moments. The US dominated the medal count. There wasn’t too much nonsense or controversy. Let’s hope our climate hasn’t collapsed or our country hasn’t devolved into civil war or an asteroid doesn’t hit us and we’re all still around in four years so we can do it again at home.


  1. Waaaaaay back in the day, when I ran a daily 80s trivia email list a few of you were a part of, I joked that all of us from Raytown had tattoos on our shoulders of the letters RYT to represent our hometown. Another member of our list, who was also from Kansas City, thought I was being honest. When we met in person for the first time he asked to see mine. I thought he was kidding but he was dead serious, and disappointed when I laughed and told him I made that up. Still makes me laugh.  ↩

Olympic Notes, Part 1

Tradition requires me to share some Olympic thoughts. I debated waiting until the games ended and publishing one, extra-stuffed post. But the games move so fast that things that struck me in week one are bound to get over-written by events of week two. Hell, the notes I’m about to share may already be fuzzy in everyone’s memories.


Guarantee I’ve said this before, but Rugby sevens is awesome. I still have no idea what the rules are, but when a game last less than 30 minutes, do you really need to know the rules?

The US women’s full field (full pitch?) score to win the bronze medal game was insane.

Also incredible was Antoine DuPont of France, AKA The Closer, who is apparently the best regular rugby player in the world (or at least the NBC announcers said so) and moved to sevens just for the Olympics. The French play him only in the second half, with the assignment to wreck people. And wreck people he did in the gold medal game. Two goals? Tries? Touchdowns? Whatever they’re called, plus a huge play to set up another score and fueled a French comeback over Fiji, who had never lost an Olympic game before that final. The Australian announcer was awesome, calling DuPont “A walking, talking, living, breathing rugby super hero!”


3×3 basketball was more fun three years ago when the US teams didn’t suck. Canyon Barry? Seriously? Not sure of the details, but Ice Cube suggested Adam Silver blocked Big 3 players from participating, which seems dumb since the Big 3 doesn’t compete with the NBA, and none of the 3×3 players are NBA guys. Send our best players, Mr. Commish!


I still enjoy watching women’s field hockey.


Suni Lee’s smile when she landed the first pass on her floor routine in the individual events was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Pure joy and relief.

I often complain about how much prime time coverage gymnastics gets. I understand it, but don’t like it. I have to say, though, I watched more this year than I’ve watched in years, and enjoyed it. Simone Biles was always amazing. Lee was fantastic. Rebeca Andrade of Brazil was spectacular. I couldn’t look away from the carnage on the beam Monday.


Of all the great images of the first 10 days of the games, this might be my favorite. Biles, the greatest gymnast of all time bowing down to her rival who bested her. The unfiltered happiness on Adrade’s face. Sometimes those hugs between competitors in gymnastics seem hollow. You could tell there was true and total respect between those two all week. And how great is it for someone as good as Biles to handle finishing second with this much class?


Rowdy Gaines remains a national treasure. The difference between him, who is over-the-top in an endearing way and also super informative and prepared, with some of the other announcers who scream for no reason or utterly fail to provide context for big moments, is striking.

NBC made a big deal of the US-Aussie swimming rivalry, which seemed bigger in a year where the US was the dominant team while the Aussies (and French) had the dominant individuals. I found it interesting that unlike some years in the past, when there was clear tension and bad tidings between the Americans and Aussies, it seemed like the swimmers got along well for the most part. Which I think I prefer. I liked the swimmers coming over and hugging after a close race, congratulating each other with smiles on their faces. That’s what the Olympics are supposed to be all about.

Good grief, I’m getting old, aren’t I?


What a week for landing on your junk! First the French pole vaulter, who apparently has a pole in his pants and may have cost himself a medal when said appendage snagged the bar the rest of his body had cleared. Then Suni Lee landed square on the balance beam with her private area. Conversation in our house when Lee fell and I gasped:

C: Dad, it’s different for us than for you.
Me: I know, but that still hurts!


I’m not getting into the discussion of gender fluidity and whatnot. I will say that I find it soooo interesting that all these conservative politicians are bravely standing up for women’s rights in athletics when they trample them in real life.

I also laugh because, let’s face it, there are a lot of very manly women in the Olympics. And some of those ladies are winning medals for the US.

I know there’s a big difference between maybe not looking super feminine and being transgender. Let’s not pretend the politicians who are screaming their outrage about trans folks are super comfortable with the butchy ladies either. There aren’t as many votes in attacking athletes who are just gay as those pols think there are in fear mongering that there are waves of young males, who happen to be world class athletes, in the process of going through years of therapy, painful medical procedures, and uncomfortable hormone treatments not to mention ostracism by family and society, so they can kick the crap out of our innocent girls in sports.

But, again, I’m not getting into it.


I think it’s hard to criticize the TV coverage too much because this is a really damn hard event to pull off. Tons of sports occurring simultaneously across France (and even in Tahiti) that you need to find announcers for. Not all of those announcers are either polished or necessarily enthused about the events they’ve been tasked with (see Kenny Albert, who could not sound less interested during water polo). Some of the production is based on a world feed NBC has no control over. So there are bound to be slip ups and errors.

That said…

Could NBC have screwed up perhaps the greatest track sprint final ever more than they screwed up Sunday’s men’s 100? Leigh Diffey announcing the wrong winner before there was an official announcement, then totally flubbing both Noah Lyles officially being proclaimed as the winner and ignoring that fellow American Fred Kerley won bronze. I get there were a lot of moving parts and much confusion in the moment. But this was one of the greatest moments in Olympic history, a scintillating race won with a huge comeback that required a photo review to determine the winner. NBC nearly ruined the moment. Keep your mouth shut if you’re not sure. The drama of the moment was far more important than anything Diffey had to say.

Diffey does the Indy 500, too. He sucks there as well.

Which gives me the perfect opportunity to again complain that we have a British announcer for one of the headline events of the games. And we get Trinidadian Ato Boldon while British viewers get American legend Michael Johnson. Dumb.


So apparently Louisiana born-and-raised Armand Duplantis pole vaults for Sweden not just because his mom is from there, but because Sweden gave his American father a job as a coach when Duplantis was about to commit to jump for the US. As a graduate of a school that has won two national championships in basketball partially because of hiring the father of a key recruit, I respect this move. As an American, though, I find it abhorrent. Deport them all.


Sadly ironic that Steph Curry finds himself in the worst shooting slump of his career at the same moment he finally gets to play in his first Olympic games.


I tried the Peacock Gold Zone channel. I like the concept on busy days, but if you don’t catch it at the right time, it kind of sucks.


Peyton Manning is quite good at the media thing. The Olympics, though? Stick to football and endorsing half the products available for purchase in your local store, buddy. Maybe this will be the moment where things finally get dialed back and we don’t see him or his brother every three minutes. Nah, they’re shameless and advertising execs lack imagination, so I’m sure there will be a whole new wave of Manning ads and public appearances when football season rolls around.


A key part of my past Olympics posts was highlighting attractive female athletes. Not to objectify, but to glorify the beauty of the human body. Now that I’m 53 I’m guessing any grace for those comments is long gone. Thus I will just say there are some drop-dead gorgeous women in these games. Of all colors, nationalities, and sizes. Especially the track sprints. Imagine being one of the fastest women in the world and also looking like a super model. Some people hit every number in the genetic lottery.

Hey, I talked about the Frenchie’s extra leg above, I’m allowed to say there are pretty ladies in the Games, too.


Have to say I enjoy Olympics without Russians. I feel bad rooting against athletes just because they come from a country run by a mad man who rigs elections, kills his opponents, and invades sovereign nations. It’s good only a handful of Russians made it and have to compete as neutral athletes. I’m a little surprised that Putin hasn’t gone the Peter Thiel route and created his own games, forcing countries that rely on Russians largesse or protection to choose them over the real games.


How shocked would 1990s me have been that Snoop Dog and Flavor Flav have been huge parts of the Olympic coverage? Or even 2000s me? Or 2010s me? What a time to be alive.

Sports Notes

Time to knock out some sports notes while I avoid going outside and facing Heat Dome ’24.

Say Hey

The incomparable Willie Mays died Tuesday night. I never saw him play live as the tail end of his career just barely overlapped with my life. I did hear the stories and saw the grainy highlight reels. And I remember how those fat, softcover, sports trivia books popular in the late Seventies and early Eighties were always filled with amazing facts about his career. Willie, at worst, was on of the four best players ever. At worst.[1]

I sent a few of you this statement after the news of his death broke. I’m pretty proud of it so will repeat it for my blog readers:

Willie should have kicked Joe DiMaggio’s ass when the Yankee Clipper insisted on being introduced as “The Greatest Living Baseball Player” late in his life. It was asinine, dishonest, and offensive to suggest Joe D was better than the Say Hey Kid.

Rany Jazayerli has a great piece on The Ringer breaking down how Mays was even better than the raw numbers suggest. I know all about the time Ted Williams missed because of his military service in World War II and the Korean War. I did not know, or did not recall, Mays missed nearly two years when he served in Korea. Even for a player as accomplished as he was, those two years made a massive difference in his career production.

Willie Mays Was the Greatest Baseball Player Who Ever Lived

Royals

I’ve been paying more attention to the Royals over the past month or so. Figures that whatever fueled their hot start over the first two months of the season seems to have fizzled over that stretch. It is nice that they aren’t terrible, though. I’ve been on the verge of resubscribing to either MLB.TV to watch or At Bat to listen several times, but then they lose a couple games and I figure I watch/listen to other stuff at night so why upset my routine. Then again, At Bat is only $30…

Pacers

It won’t be official for a couple more weeks when the NBA calendar turns over, but word has it that the Pacers and Pascal Siakam have agreed on a big contract extension. There wasn’t much doubt; word around the NBA was that Siakam would not agree to be traded to a team he was not interested in re-signing with. There were some rough patches early, but eventually he fit in well with his new teammates. Add a summer of working out together plus a 100% healthy Tyrese Haliburton next season and the Pacers should be firmly in the second tier of the Eastern Conference behind Boston.

NBA Finals

What a boring series. Boston is the least impressive great team I can recall. That isn’t really fair. Almost every game, though, they have one terrible quarter which keeps you from thinking, “Wow, this team is incredible!” They have two legit stars in Jaylen Brown and Jason Tatum, a perfect compliment (when healthy) in Kristaps Porzingis, and remarkable role players in Jrue Holiday and Derrick White. White, especially, floors me every game when he makes multiple “HOLY SHIT!!!” defensive plays.

The Celtics definitely got a great draw, with Jimmy Butler, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Joel Embiid, and the entire Knicks roster injured and then Haliburton getting hurt during the Eastern Conference Finals and the Denver Nuggets getting knocked out of the Western Conference semis by Minnesota. That shouldn’t distract from a magnificent season and a team that is poised to be, perhaps, the next NBA dynasty getting the Finals monkey off their backs.

Olympic Swimming Trials

Big week here in Indy with the Olympic swimming trials at Lucas Oil Stadium, which is obviously a little weird. The closest we came to attending was having dinner with some friends who were in town to attend and dropping them off at the gates before we headed home.

I highly suggest finding one of the videos showing how they built the pools inside a football stadium. Wild stuff, and roughly 20,000 people a night are coming in to watch.

It’s been a good week for the local swimmers, with several athletes who either went/go to high school in the Indy suburbs, or attend(ed) IU or Notre Dame making the Olympic roster so far. I guess swimmers can come from anywhere, and the high school/club swim programs in Carmel are some of the absolute best in the world, but it is always weird to me that landlocked Indiana can crank out such high level swimmers.

The schedule for the week seems weird to me. Or at least the TV schedule. Some nights NBC showed swimming for an hour. Some nights two hours. I get that they have airtime to fill, and buzz to create for the Paris games. But seems like the trial meet used to be over a long weekend instead of stretched across a week.

Also I’m preemptively complaining about local NBC stations sending reporters to the Olympics. Absolutely zero need for it and their little puff pieces they file for the local news are terrible 99% of the time.


  1. Mays, Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, Barry Bonds in some order. Your mileage may vary on Bonds.  ↩

A Wild-Ass Day

Below are some collected thoughts on what is going on with COVID–19. I’m not going to promise they are coherent or all that intelligent. I’m trying to get them into text and online quickly, so I may contradict myself or miss some glaring flaws in logic. My apologies if it goes off the rails anywhere.


Wednesday was the craziest damn day I can remember since, perhaps, September 11, 2001. While the causes and immediate effects of each day were dramatically different, both are ones that will be seared into my memory.

Yesterday it seemed like each refresh of a news page or check of Twitter brought about some new story about COVID–19 that made me say “WOW!” and immediately share it with others.

There was the morning official declaration of a global pandemic by the WHO.

There was the news that the Congressional doctor warned staffers to expect over 100 million Americans to contract the virus.

There was news that the White House was locking down all COVID-related briefings.

That was before lunch.

When I picked up the girls from school M told me CHS had begun preparing students for classes to be postponed without really saying that was a possibility. They were downloading apps that would assist in eLearning, getting kids who need food assistance signed up for food delivery, and otherwise gently nudging kids so they would be ready for a change in school access.

The girls and I had a long conversation on our ride home about what was going on. They had some slightly crazy thoughts, but for the most part were on the right track. We’ve had several discussions about COVID in recent days and I did my best to reiterate what we’ve been saying: we are unlikely to face any life-threatening complications from COVID. However, we are almost certain to come into contact with the virus, if we haven’t already, and could face a range of uncomfortable complications from that contact. If their schools get closed it was more about keeping people like their grandparents and newborn cousins from getting sick than about our health.

In the afternoon and evening came two more huge waves of news.

The Big 12 and other conferences announced they would lock down their basketball tournaments beginning today.

The Ivy League cancelled all spring sports.

Two private high schools on our side of town announced they were closing until mid-April (These are super expensive, non-religious schools, so I’m guessing they have multiple week spring breaks so families can go to Geneva or Nepal or wherever, so this halt likely only knocks out a couple weeks of class).

The NCAA first announced that they were recommending all sports be played without fans in attendance. Moments later its president announced that he was locking out the public from the men’s and women’s basketball tournaments.

That was the first “Oh shit, this is getting real!” moment of the day. But not the last.

Later in the evening I was making a final run through Twitter before I settled into a book when the NBA decided to go crazy. First, the game between the Jazz and Thunder had been abruptly cancelled seconds before it started. Then word that Jazz center Rudy Gobert had tested positive. Finally the biggest bombshell of the day: the NBA was suspending the season. I flipped over to watch the surreal fourth quarter of the Nuggets-Mavericks game, what would be the last NBA game played for awhile.

In the midst of this, the president was speaking and not helping matters much. Nebraska coach Fred Hoiberg was seen to be visibly ill on the bench in his Big 10 tournament game downtown.[1] And Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson announced they had tested positive.

Just before I went to bed at 11:30 Scott Van Pelt and Sean Farnham were speculating on ESPN that we may have seen the last college basketball games of the year. Which, HOLY SHIT!!!

I went to bed but struggled to relax and fall asleep after several hours of getting buzzed by breaking news and frantic texting.

What to make of all this?

Before yesterday I was firmly in the camp of “we should be vigilant but not overreact.” I thought people panic purchasing groceries and cleaning supplies were lunatics, causing more harm than good.

While that is still my general line of thinking, there was one other thing that came out yesterday that adjusted my thinking. This concept of “flattening the curve” resonated with me. The overwhelming majority of Americans either will not get sick, or will not face anything close to life-threatening illness. The biggest issue, though, is if too many people who do get dangerously sick do it at the same time and flood hospitals beyond their capacity. If we all take steps to slow the virus’ spread, we can stretch out the rate at which the sickest people hit the healthcare system, allowing it room to care for them.


Not that I wasn’t being safe, or teaching my girls to be safe, before. But now I’m a little more diligent about it. And shutting down public gatherings makes more sense. A little inconvenience for us all can make this crisis much more manageable while giving those at the most risk a better chance of getting access to care.

In two or three months we might look back and think it was insane to play games in front of empty seats or suspend the NBA season, close down schools, etc. But if that allows the healthcare system to cope with a flood of severely sick people and slows the spread of the virus, it will be worth it.

Several people have asked me “What does S think about all this?” She’s a pretty calm, rational person. She has remained so throughout this. She’s not cancelling our spring break plans – yet – or making any other dramatic changes to our lives. I figure as long as she is chill, I should remain the same.

It was interesting to sit next to her during a conference call this morning and listen in on some of the steps her employer is taking to plan for the inevitable. I should not/can not share specifics, but I will say they are talking through all scenarios and trying to come up with the best plan to keep the most people as possible healthy while treating those who are sick. There were some hard questions asked, and the response was always “We have a plan for that.” Hopefully it is the right plan. I would imagine most major healthcare systems around the country are having the same conversations with similar conclusions.

As if the times we are living in weren’t crazy enough, this drops on us. I remain optimistic that we will get through this. As a society, it will require some difficult decisions and adjustments, hopefully only for the short term. And hopefully things will slow down a little today so we can catch our breath.


  1. Fortunately Fred just has influenza A.  ↩

On the Skiing

This time of year I enjoy rolling through the sports channels and stopping at NBCSN or one of the Fox channels to watch some winter sport for 15–20 minutes. If I find downhill skiing, I’ll watch for an hour. It’s such a badass sport and I’m thrilled I get a chance to see it more than just during the Olympics.

Saturday I caught the men’s World Cup race. Sunday I caught the women’s, which just happened to by Lindsey Vonn’s last race before she retires.

I read the piece linked below this morning and loved how it summed up and put into perspective both Vonn’s career and the sport itself. It’s seriously crazy how fast these athletes go, how literally on the edge they are, and the ridiculous angle of some of these mountains. At yesterday’s race there was actually a great camera angle that showed the 65-degree decent out of the starter’s gate. That looked stupid. As this article points out, there is a race that begins with an 85-percent grade. For those of you who have forgotten your middle school geometry, that’s basically skiing straight down the side of a building.

Anyway, if you’ve enjoyed Vonn’s career, or even just like to watch Olympic skiing every four years, I think this is a good read. The comparison of her 2010 Olympic downhill run to silver medalist Julia Mancuso’s is great. Mancuso skied a technically perfect race, but went home with silver because Vonn was/is insane.

Lindsey Vonn Went Big And Now She’s Going Home A Legend

Some Catch Up

I’ve finally made my way through my RSS reader, which collected over 1800 articles while we were gone. In that glut, I found a few items that can very loosely be connected, as all are about one kind of loss or another.


First, Lindsey Buckingham announced he was leaving Fleetwood Mac again. I had to wonder why this was such big news in the music press. Sure, Fleetwood Mac is one of the biggest bands of all time and a summer tour will probably draw way more people than my 10 favorite current bands combined. But the entire band is either in or approaching their 70s. And Buckingham has left the band before. I’m not sure this is really a big deal. Adding Mike Campbell from The Heartbreakers and my all-time fav Neil Finn to replace Buckingham is a little interesting. But, still, I’m not sure this really moved the needle all that much.


Next was this piece about the future of Sports Illustrated. I forget exactly when I finally let my SI subscription expire; it was sometime in the past 10 years. I’ll occasionally pick up a copy in a waiting room but it’s been a long, long time since I went through an issue cover-to-cover. Like the author of this piece, getting each week’s new SI was, arguably, the most important part of my week as a teenager. The perfect days were when it came on Thursday and I could flip through it during commercials in NBC’s Thursday night comedy lineup. The weekend was right around the corner, I had a magazine filled with amazing sports writing, and the Huxtables, the Keatons, Cheers, and Night Court were going to provide two hours of laughs.

It is sad that SI has fallen so far. But, honestly, I get the sentiment expressed in the article that it’s hard to see how weekly magazines work anymore. The reading experience on paper is much better than on a screen. But magazines these days seem so light – both physically and metaphorically – from what they were in the glory days of the 1980s that they fail to hold my interest. Thick, monthly magazines that can be picked up at anytime are far more appealing these days.

“Who Can Explain the Athletic Heart?”


Finally, speaking of Night Court, Harry Anderson died yesterday. Like a lot of geeks my age, I first discovered him via his early 80s appearances on SNL and then in his guest spots as “Harry the Hat” on Cheers. Night Court was probably the first time in my life I came across one of those contrarian arguments that are so popular today, when you take what appears to be the weakest link of a group and argue that it is, in fact, the strongest. As good as Night Court was, I never bought into that garbage that it was, in fact, the best show on NBC’s Thursday lineup.

RIP to Harry.

Here’s a fine clip from one of Harry’s appearances on Cheers.

https://youtu.be/Drq63VbdpXU

Links: On ESPN and UVa

Wow, a two-post day! I know, right?!?!

Actually, I’m trying to get back in the habit of sharing links on a more regular basis, with or without some commentary from me.

In this case, I’d like to address the stupidity that was ESPN removing broadcast Robert Lee from next week’s University of Virginia home football game. If you haven’t read about this, ESPN thought that they might get roasted for allowing an Asian-American with a name similar to the most famous Confederate army general call a game in Charlottesville, VA just a few weeks after the recent Nazi protests there. Well, many sides were protesting. Many sides. But there were a lot of fine people on all those sides.

Stupid is my best description of this decision. It was needless and bound to cause more problems than it would theoretically solve.

Fortunately, a couple other writers offered up takes that I A) agree with and B) do so better than I could.

First off, Will Leitch offers up 10 thoughts on the issue. I think his criticism of Clay Travis is especially spot-on, and can be applied to any number of bomb throwers in all parts of our media. They seem to exist only to find controversy that fits their world view. And if they can’t find it, they manufacture it.

Then over at the site Leitch created a dozen years ago, Barry Petchesky rakes ESPN over the coals. The whole piece is good, but the headline is especially brilliant.

Welp, ESPN Shot Itself in the Dick

Stirring The Pot

I love it when the Onion says things that are both funny and true. Example: their take on a new (fictitious) ESPN show.

“We’re looking for three, maybe four absolutely reprehensible, know-it-all fucks to sit around a table and share their idiotic opinions about the day’s biggest sports stories,” said ESPN’s vice president of original programming Jamie Horowitz, adding that ideally, the obnoxious, pig-headed pieces of shit will be a mix of annoying national sports columnists, repulsive former athletes, and one prick from Boston.

Yep, sounds about right.

ESPN Searching For A Few Loud-Mouthed Fucks For New Afternoon Program

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