{"id":1159,"date":"2008-02-14T01:06:51","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T01:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2024-09-27T14:58:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T18:58:53","slug":"nudists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2008\/02\/14\/nudists\/","title":{"rendered":"Nudists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughters are becoming nudists. It&#8217;s pissing me off.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, while I was off getting groceries, M. came prancing downstairs after her aborted nap buck naked, according to S.. Last night, while I was doing some stuff here in the office, she came strolling in naked again. Making matters worse was, right behind her, C. wearing only a diaper and one sock. And I&#8217;m pretty sure if she could have figured out how to get that sock off she would have. Then, again, tonight both girls were stripping down after dinner.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve invoked a &#8220;I don&#8217;t talk to naked girls&#8221; policy, since surely this is an attempt to get attention. As long as there is no peeing on the floor, I&#8217;ll let her run around all day without clothes on until she starts freezing and gets the point.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No one sleeps naked in this house!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughters are becoming nudists. It&#8217;s pissing me off. Yesterday, while I was off getting groceries, M. came prancing downstairs after her aborted nap buck naked, according to S.. Last night, while I was doing some stuff here in the office, she came strolling in naked again. Making matters worse was, right behind her, C. wearing only a diaper and one sock. And I&#8217;m pretty sure if she could have figured out how to get that sock off she would have. Then, again, tonight both girls were stripping down after dinner. I&#8217;ve invoked a &#8220;I don&#8217;t talk to naked girls&#8221; policy, since surely this is an attempt to get attention. As long as there is no peeing on the floor, I&#8217;ll let her run around all day without clothes on until she starts freezing and gets the point. &#8220;No one sleeps naked in this house!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,14],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15225,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions\/15225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}