{"id":1235,"date":"2008-05-20T01:48:03","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T01:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2024-09-27T14:41:25","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T18:41:25","slug":"paragons-of-customer-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2008\/05\/20\/paragons-of-customer-service\/","title":{"rendered":"Paragons Of Customer Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been trying to sign the girls up for swimming lessons using the city&#8217;s parks &amp; rec website. We kept getting an error saying we were already registered in their system that we couldn&#8217;t work around. So S. called and got a fairly young guy on the phone. After a couple minutes of fruitless explanations of what she wanted, basically to have our password\/account reset, he said, &#8220;I have no idea what you&#8217;re talking about.&#8221; She just laughed, hung up, and called again today to talk to someone else.<\/p>\n<p>The battery on her laptop tells us it is almost dead less than a year after she bought it. So I logged a point with Dell and got their traditional e-mail response that asks you to do about 1000 things before bugging them any further. My favorite part was a link to a section of their support site called The Dell Battery Center. When I click it, I get an error message that says the page does not exist. That explains why the battery is so shitty, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been trying to sign the girls up for swimming lessons using the city&#8217;s parks &amp; rec website. We kept getting an error saying we were already registered in their system that we couldn&#8217;t work around. So S. called and got a fairly young guy on the phone. After a couple minutes of fruitless explanations of what she wanted, basically to have our password\/account reset, he said, &#8220;I have no idea what you&#8217;re talking about.&#8221; She just laughed, hung up, and called again today to talk to someone else. The battery on her laptop tells us it is almost dead less than a year after she bought it. So I logged a point with Dell and got their traditional e-mail response that asks you to do about 1000 things before bugging them any further. My favorite part was a link to a section of their support site called The Dell Battery Center. When I click it, I get an error message that says the page does not exist. That explains why the battery is so shitty, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-1235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-misc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15187,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions\/15187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}