{"id":1279,"date":"2008-07-16T01:57:53","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T01:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=1279"},"modified":"2024-09-26T18:48:32","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T22:48:32","slug":"funny-kid-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2008\/07\/16\/funny-kid-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Kid Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some day I&#8217;d like to mic up the girls so I could record every funny thing they say. Although their behavior could often use improvement, about 90% of what they say makes us laugh.<\/p>\n<p>One day M. found a wallet-sized picture of her and C. on my desk. She looked at it and said, &#8220;Boy, this picture is adorable!&#8221; She paused proudly, and then said, &#8220;This picture frame is enormous, daddy.&#8221; Showing off the vocab I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Today I was folding laundry and the girls decided they needed to sit right where I was putting the clothes and comment on my work, while smelling each clean item. I folded up a pair of M.&#8217;s underwear and C. shrieked, &#8220;Shis-sher, it your pant-ees!&#8221; as if they had been missing for years and we had finally found them.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m reading to them, M. likes to pat my chest and say, &#8220;You&#8217;re my big boy, daddy. You&#8217;re my nice, big boy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We took them to the pool today and M. talked a couple five or six year old boys into including her in their throwing game. C. watched the ball sail back-and-forth a couple times and couldn&#8217;t take it. She hopped into the pool and said, &#8220;Throw it uh me! Throw it uh me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And finally, a more action than words example. Despite going to the pool around 5:00, C. is having issues calming down and going to sleep tonight. Around 9:00, after C. had been in bed over an hour, S. heard something in the kitchen and said, &#8220;C., is that you?&#8221; (I was sitting next to her with headphones on.) Sure enough, C. pops her head around the corner and has the biggest grin you could imagine a two-year-old having. I get up to take her to bed and notice she&#8217;s brought every one of her &#8220;diapes,&#8221; cloth diapers most people use as burp clothes but both our girls use as blankie replacements, clutched in her arms. We&#8217;re talking like 15 cloth diapers that she drug downstairs. I pick her up and explain it&#8217;s time to go stay in bed and go to sleep. Her response was an incredulous, wide-eyed &#8220;Oh?&#8221; like it was the last thing she would think of doing at 9:00 PM. Naturally, 10 minutes later, she was right down here again, still clutching her diapes and with an ear-to-ear grin.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s so much more, but as all the other parents out there know, it&#8217;s impossible to record or remember it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some day I&#8217;d like to mic up the girls so I could record every funny thing they say. Although their behavior could often use improvement, about 90% of what they say makes us laugh. One day M. found a wallet-sized picture of her and C. on my desk. She looked at it and said, &#8220;Boy, this picture is adorable!&#8221; She paused proudly, and then said, &#8220;This picture frame is enormous, daddy.&#8221; Showing off the vocab I guess. Today I was folding laundry and the girls decided they needed to sit right where I was putting the clothes and comment on my work, while smelling each clean item. I folded up a pair of M.&#8217;s underwear and C. shrieked, &#8220;Shis-sher, it your pant-ees!&#8221; as if they had been missing for years and we had finally found them. When I&#8217;m reading to them, M. likes to pat my chest and say, &#8220;You&#8217;re my big boy, daddy. You&#8217;re my nice, big boy.&#8221; We took them to the pool today and M. talked a couple five or six year old boys into including her in their throwing game. C. watched the ball sail back-and-forth a couple times and couldn&#8217;t take it. She hopped into the pool and said, &#8220;Throw it uh me! Throw it uh me!&#8221; And finally, a more action than words example. Despite going to the pool around 5:00, C. is having issues calming down and going to sleep tonight. Around 9:00, after C. had been in bed over an hour, S. heard something in the kitchen and said, &#8220;C., is that you?&#8221; (I was sitting next to her with headphones on.) Sure enough, C. pops her head around the corner and has the biggest grin you could imagine a two-year-old having. I get up to take her to bed and notice she&#8217;s brought every one of her &#8220;diapes,&#8221; cloth diapers most people use as burp clothes but both our girls use as blankie replacements, clutched in her arms. We&#8217;re talking like 15 cloth diapers that she drug downstairs. I pick her up and explain it&#8217;s time to go stay in bed and go to sleep. Her response was an incredulous, wide-eyed &#8220;Oh?&#8221; like it was the last thing she would think of doing at 9:00 PM. Naturally, 10 minutes later, she was right down here again, still clutching her diapes and with an ear-to-ear grin. There&#8217;s so much more, but as all the other parents out there know, it&#8217;s impossible to record or remember it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31,26],"class_list":["post-1279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-basketball","tag-family"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1279"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15160,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279\/revisions\/15160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}