{"id":1431,"date":"2009-02-13T01:53:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T01:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2024-09-24T07:43:43","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T11:43:43","slug":"i-need-a-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2009\/02\/13\/i-need-a-shower\/","title":{"rendered":"I Need A Shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a great show on Current TV called infoMania. It&#8217;s their weekly review program; their version of E!&#8217;s The Soup or VH1&#8217;s Best Week Ever. This week was the obligatory &lt;a href=&#8221;http:\/\/current.com\/items\/89810903\/this_week_s_infomania_tramps_in_schoolgirl_uniforms_the_worst_of_the.htm&#8221;&gt;Valentine&#8217;s themed-show&lt;\/a&gt;, featuring some funny segments about online dating. They threw in a reference to a site for people who are looking to have affairs. The site&#8217;s tagline is &#8220;When Divorce Isn&#8217;t An Option.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ummm, ok.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m no prude and believe people can do what they want so long as they&#8217;re willing to accept the consequences, but isn&#8217;t this stuff supposed to be hidden? Like blind ads in the weekly alternative papers, or in the backs of porn mags? Not some fancy website with well-produced commercials?<\/p>\n<p>(Watch the clip for the name of the site. It comes about 8:00 into the show. I really don&#8217;t want to link to it myself.)<\/p>\n<p>Being a curious lad, I did have to check out the site. You don&#8217;t get much without registering, and I didn&#8217;t think my wife would understand me registering for such a site in the name of &#8220;research for the blog.&#8221; But I can report that they offer an Affair Guarantee. That&#8217;s reassuring.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly if feels like New York, 1977 in here.<\/p>\n<p>And with that, Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day, everybody!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a great show on Current TV called infoMania. It&#8217;s their weekly review program; their version of E!&#8217;s The Soup or VH1&#8217;s Best Week Ever. This week was the obligatory &lt;a href=&#8221;http:\/\/current.com\/items\/89810903\/this_week_s_infomania_tramps_in_schoolgirl_uniforms_the_worst_of_the.htm&#8221;&gt;Valentine&#8217;s themed-show&lt;\/a&gt;, featuring some funny segments about online dating. They threw in a reference to a site for people who are looking to have affairs. The site&#8217;s tagline is &#8220;When Divorce Isn&#8217;t An Option.&#8221; Ummm, ok. I&#8217;m no prude and believe people can do what they want so long as they&#8217;re willing to accept the consequences, but isn&#8217;t this stuff supposed to be hidden? Like blind ads in the weekly alternative papers, or in the backs of porn mags? Not some fancy website with well-produced commercials? (Watch the clip for the name of the site. It comes about 8:00 into the show. I really don&#8217;t want to link to it myself.) Being a curious lad, I did have to check out the site. You don&#8217;t get much without registering, and I didn&#8217;t think my wife would understand me registering for such a site in the name of &#8220;research for the blog.&#8221; But I can report that they offer an Affair Guarantee. That&#8217;s reassuring. Suddenly if feels like New York, 1977 in here. And with that, Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day, everybody!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,28],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-media","tag-tv"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15079,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions\/15079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}