{"id":157,"date":"2004-03-01T23:09:38","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T23:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=157"},"modified":"2024-10-02T11:53:38","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T15:53:38","slug":"conversations-of-a-pregnant-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2004\/03\/01\/conversations-of-a-pregnant-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversations Of A Pregnant Couple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: Interior, basement, a man and his pregnant wife sit on the couch, watching TV. A commercial for a mini-van is on.<\/p>\n<p>Husband: How long do kids have to ride in car seats?<br \/>\nWife: Usually until they\u2019re around 60 pounds.<br \/>\nH: At what age do most kids weigh that much?<br \/>\nW: 6 or 7.<br \/>\nH thinking: (We want to have three kids, probably within the next six years.)<br \/>\nH: We are soooo getting a minivan.<br \/>\nW: Fuck<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: Interior, basement, a man and his pregnant wife sit on the couch, watching TV. A commercial for a mini-van is on. Husband: How long do kids have to ride in car seats? Wife: Usually until they\u2019re around 60 pounds. H: At what age do most kids weigh that much? W: 6 or 7. H thinking: (We want to have three kids, probably within the next six years.) H: We are soooo getting a minivan. W: Fuck<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,14],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15704,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions\/15704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}