{"id":175,"date":"2004-03-23T23:14:19","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T23:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=175"},"modified":"2024-10-02T11:51:07","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T15:51:07","slug":"conversations-of-a-pregnant-couple-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2004\/03\/23\/conversations-of-a-pregnant-couple-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversations Of A Pregnant Couple, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Interior. Couple sitting on the couch, watching NCAA tournament. Husband&#8217;s alma mater is playing. They&#8217;ve just blown an 11 point lead.)<\/p>\n<p>Husband: GOD DAMMIT! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP PLAYING SO FUCKING STUPID?!?! JESUS!<\/p>\n<p>Wife: You&#8217;re going to have to put the earmuffs on Little Girlfriend if you want to talk like that this time next year.<\/p>\n<p>Husband: (Patting wife&#8217;s stomach) Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>(Apologies to those who are offended by above blasphemy. Husband tends to lose his head when his alma mater is playing.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Interior. Couple sitting on the couch, watching NCAA tournament. Husband&#8217;s alma mater is playing. They&#8217;ve just blown an 11 point lead.) Husband: GOD DAMMIT! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP PLAYING SO FUCKING STUPID?!?! JESUS! Wife: You&#8217;re going to have to put the earmuffs on Little Girlfriend if you want to talk like that this time next year. Husband: (Patting wife&#8217;s stomach) Sorry. (Apologies to those who are offended by above blasphemy. Husband tends to lose his head when his alma mater is playing.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,14],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15695,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions\/15695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}