{"id":1913,"date":"2010-10-22T23:38:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-22T23:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2024-09-18T07:33:17","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T11:33:17","slug":"i-love-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2010\/10\/22\/i-love-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So does McSweeneys.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff&#8217;rent Strokes\u2014specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn&#8217;t it?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2009\/10\/20nissan.html\" data-wplink-url-error=\"true\">It&#8217;s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So does McSweeneys. Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff&#8217;rent Strokes\u2014specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn&#8217;t it? It&#8217;s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[119,19],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-links"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14841,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions\/14841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}