{"id":2202,"date":"2014-04-17T02:52:28","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T02:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=2202"},"modified":"2024-09-08T10:06:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-08T14:06:09","slug":"a-night-about-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2014\/04\/17\/a-night-about-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"A Night About Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is so great in so many ways.<\/p>\n<p>The Brooklyn Cyclones minor league baseball team will be hosting a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklyncyclones.com\/news\/?article_id=1758\">Seinfeld night on July 5<\/a>, the 25th anniversary of the \u201cSeinfeld Chronicles,\u201d the original name for \u201cSeinfeld.\u201d They\u2019ve put some thought into this. Activities will include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>MCU Park will known as Vandelay Industries Park for one night only.<\/li>\n<li>Mailmen in uniform get to throw out a ceremonial first pitch (&#8220;Hello Newman!&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Anyone who has a business card indicating that they are in fact a &#8220;Latex Salesman&#8221; will also receive a free ticket to the game. If we call the number and it&#8217;s some apartment on the Upper East Side, you won&#8217;t qualify for the freebie.<\/li>\n<li>Fans can visit the information table for an &#8220;airing of grievances.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Closest to the pin \/ whale&#8217;s blow hole competition (&#8220;Is that a Titleist?&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>The foul poles will be known as Festivus Poles.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cLow-Talking&#8221; PA Announcer.<\/li>\n<li>Elaine Dancing Contest<\/li>\n<li>Players in puffy shirts for batting practice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That is some good stuff. I can\u2019t see anyone doing something like this for a current show 25 years from now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is so great in so many ways. The Brooklyn Cyclones minor league baseball team will be hosting a Seinfeld night on July 5, the 25th anniversary of the \u201cSeinfeld Chronicles,\u201d the original name for \u201cSeinfeld.\u201d They\u2019ve put some thought into this. Activities will include: MCU Park will known as Vandelay Industries Park for one night only. Mailmen in uniform get to throw out a ceremonial first pitch (&#8220;Hello Newman!&#8221;) Anyone who has a business card indicating that they are in fact a &#8220;Latex Salesman&#8221; will also receive a free ticket to the game. If we call the number and it&#8217;s some apartment on the Upper East Side, you won&#8217;t qualify for the freebie. Fans can visit the information table for an &#8220;airing of grievances.&#8221; Closest to the pin \/ whale&#8217;s blow hole competition (&#8220;Is that a Titleist?&#8221;) The foul poles will be known as Festivus Poles. \u201cLow-Talking&#8221; PA Announcer. Elaine Dancing Contest Players in puffy shirts for batting practice. That is some good stuff. I can\u2019t see anyone doing something like this for a current show 25 years from now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,127,28],"class_list":["post-2202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-baseball","tag-nostalgia","tag-tv"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14310,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions\/14310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}