{"id":2453,"date":"2012-06-19T20:06:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T00:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2024-09-14T09:19:02","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T13:19:02","slug":"my-wisest-choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2012\/06\/19\/my-wisest-choice\/","title":{"rendered":"My Wisest Choice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>File under: Sometimes otherwise smart people do dumb things.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never been in a tanning bed in my (almost) 41 years on earth. Until Monday. Thanks to a meeting of two circumstances<sup id=\"fnref-2453-1\"><a href=\"#fn-2453-1\" rel=\"footnote\">1<\/a><\/sup> I decided to take the plunge and get a little unnatural color Monday. I knew going in there were risks. S.\u00a0will occassionally use the tanning beds at our gym and while she gets some color after a day or two, she often has to go through what appears to be an uncomfortable red-pink stage to get to the brown. My skin is lighter than hers and parts of it don&#8217;t get exposed to the sun very often. I tried to be careful, but I wasn&#8217;t careful enough.<\/p>\n<p>I expected my chest and back to get a little roasted. I had sunscreened them both pretty well on our two trips to the pool this summer. I kind of forgot about the backs of my thighs, though. I figure I haven&#8217;t worn shorts or swim trunks with less than a 7&#8243; inseam<sup id=\"fnref-2453-2\"><a href=\"#fn-2453-2\" rel=\"footnote\">2<\/a><\/sup> in over 20 years. As such, the backs of my thighs haven&#8217;t been touched by the sun since at least high school. They got touched a little bit in the tanning bed, to say the least.<\/p>\n<p>As I type this, I&#8217;m sitting on a barstool in our kitchen with my legs propped so there is no weight on the parts of my legs that got fried. I&#8217;ve been treating them generously with aloe gel. I assume the pain will go away in a few days, right?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a long, long time since I had a real sunburn, so this is a good reminder to keep lathering the sunscreen on when I am going to be outside for extended periods. And I might want to keep the long, workout shorts on next time I use a tannng bad. Or just skip the tanning bed all together.<br \/>\n\u2181<\/p>\n<div class=\"footnotes\">\n<hr \/>\n<ol>\n<li id=\"fn-2453-1\">\nWe will be spending a lot of time in the sun and water this weekend. We are also ending our gym membership at the end of the month and S.\u00a0has a bunch of tanning sessions left on our account.&#160;<a href=\"#fnref-2453-1\" rev=\"footnote\">&#8617;<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li id=\"fn-2453-2\">\nHey-oh!&#160;<a href=\"#fnref-2453-2\" rev=\"footnote\">&#8617;<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>File under: Sometimes otherwise smart people do dumb things. I&#8217;ve never been in a tanning bed in my (almost) 41 years on earth. Until Monday. Thanks to a meeting of two circumstances1 I decided to take the plunge and get a little unnatural color Monday. I knew going in there were risks. S.\u00a0will occassionally use the tanning beds at our gym and while she gets some color after a day or two, she often has to go through what appears to be an uncomfortable red-pink stage to get to the brown. My skin is lighter than hers and parts of it don&#8217;t get exposed to the sun very often. I tried to be careful, but I wasn&#8217;t careful enough. I expected my chest and back to get a little roasted. I had sunscreened them both pretty well on our two trips to the pool this summer. I kind of forgot about the backs of my thighs, though. I figure I haven&#8217;t worn shorts or swim trunks with less than a 7&#8243; inseam2 in over 20 years. As such, the backs of my thighs haven&#8217;t been touched by the sun since at least high school. They got touched a little bit in the tanning bed, to say the least. As I type this, I&#8217;m sitting on a barstool in our kitchen with my legs propped so there is no weight on the parts of my legs that got fried. I&#8217;ve been treating them generously with aloe gel. I assume the pain will go away in a few days, right? It&#8217;s been a long, long time since I had a real sunburn, so this is a good reminder to keep lathering the sunscreen on when I am going to be outside for extended periods. And I might want to keep the long, workout shorts on next time I use a tannng bad. Or just skip the tanning bed all together. \u2181 We will be spending a lot of time in the sun and water this weekend. We are also ending our gym membership at the end of the month and S.\u00a0has a bunch of tanning sessions left on our account.&#160;&#8617; Hey-oh!&#160;&#8617;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[119,83],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-personal"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14678,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions\/14678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}