{"id":2960,"date":"2013-11-14T17:24:35","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T21:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/?p=2960"},"modified":"2024-09-08T23:01:22","modified_gmt":"2024-09-09T03:01:22","slug":"stirring-the-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2013\/11\/14\/stirring-the-pot\/","title":{"rendered":"Stirring The Pot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when the Onion says things that are both funny and true. Example: their take on a new (fictitious) ESPN show.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  \u201cWe\u2019re looking for three, maybe four absolutely reprehensible, know-it-all fucks to sit around a table and share their idiotic opinions about the day\u2019s biggest sports stories,\u201d said ESPN\u2019s vice president of original programming Jamie Horowitz, adding that ideally, the obnoxious, pig-headed pieces of shit will be a mix of annoying national sports columnists, repulsive former athletes, and one prick from Boston.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yep, sounds about right.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/espn-searching-for-a-few-loudmouthed-fucks-for-new,34520\/\">ESPN Searching For A Few Loud-Mouthed Fucks For New Afternoon Program<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when the Onion says things that are both funny and true. Example: their take on a new (fictitious) ESPN show. \u201cWe\u2019re looking for three, maybe four absolutely reprehensible, know-it-all fucks to sit around a table and share their idiotic opinions about the day\u2019s biggest sports stories,\u201d said ESPN\u2019s vice president of original programming Jamie Horowitz, adding that ideally, the obnoxious, pig-headed pieces of shit will be a mix of annoying national sports columnists, repulsive former athletes, and one prick from Boston. Yep, sounds about right. ESPN Searching For A Few Loud-Mouthed Fucks For New Afternoon Program<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[119,19,24],"class_list":["post-2960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-links","tag-sports"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2960"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14405,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2960\/revisions\/14405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}