{"id":565,"date":"2005-02-15T11:37:16","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T11:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=565"},"modified":"2024-09-30T23:04:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T03:04:21","slug":"a-kindly-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2005\/02\/15\/a-kindly-note\/","title":{"rendered":"A Kindly Note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the basketball team of my alma mater.<\/p>\n<p>Gentlemen,<br \/>\nIn the future, if you plan on losing a weeknight game that begins at 9:00 PM my time, please do so in regulation rather than taking two overtimes to do so. I&#8217;m not as young as I used to be, and now I&#8217;ve got a kid. Who is teething. It&#8217;s not in the interest of my health to be awake until 1:30 rethinking every play. Your assistance is much appreciated.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Your Pal,<\/p>\n<p>D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the basketball team of my alma mater. Gentlemen, In the future, if you plan on losing a weeknight game that begins at 9:00 PM my time, please do so in regulation rather than taking two overtimes to do so. I&#8217;m not as young as I used to be, and now I&#8217;ve got a kid. Who is teething. It&#8217;s not in the interest of my health to be awake until 1:30 rethinking every play. Your assistance is much appreciated. Sincerely, Your Pal, D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31,52,58],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-basketball","tag-college-sports","tag-kansas-jayhawks"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15520,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions\/15520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}