{"id":617,"date":"2005-04-12T14:50:45","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T14:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=617"},"modified":"2024-09-30T22:55:38","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T02:55:38","slug":"fun-with-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2005\/04\/12\/fun-with-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun With Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife called one of her coworkers this morning. The phone was picked up by a boy that&#8217;s not quite three years old.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi, what&#8217;s your name?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;S., is this Mitchell?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi, I miss you!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I miss you too.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m playing my Nemo game, can you come over and play it with me?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not today but maybe some other time. Is your mommy home?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe then sat the phone down next to him and continued to play without calling his mom. S. waited on the line 30 seconds before giving up.<\/p>\n<p>Memo to selves: we need to break M.\u00a0of her obsession with the phone before it&#8217;s too late. Last week she was happily playing with S.&#8217;s cell phone. I said, &#8220;Call your Grammy.&#8221; Somehow, she managed to hit the right combination of buttons to pull up S.&#8217;s step-mother&#8217;s number and have it dial through.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife called one of her coworkers this morning. The phone was picked up by a boy that&#8217;s not quite three years old. &#8220;Hi, what&#8217;s your name?&#8221; &#8220;S., is this Mitchell?&#8221; &#8220;Hi, I miss you!&#8221; &#8220;I miss you too.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m playing my Nemo game, can you come over and play it with me?&#8221; &#8220;Not today but maybe some other time. Is your mommy home?&#8221; &#8220;Yes.&#8221; He then sat the phone down next to him and continued to play without calling his mom. S. waited on the line 30 seconds before giving up. Memo to selves: we need to break M.\u00a0of her obsession with the phone before it&#8217;s too late. Last week she was happily playing with S.&#8217;s cell phone. I said, &#8220;Call your Grammy.&#8221; Somehow, she managed to hit the right combination of buttons to pull up S.&#8217;s step-mother&#8217;s number and have it dial through.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,14],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15495,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions\/15495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}