{"id":636,"date":"2005-05-13T14:55:54","date_gmt":"2005-05-13T14:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=636"},"modified":"2024-09-30T22:53:06","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T02:53:06","slug":"sorry-ass-old-folks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2005\/05\/13\/sorry-ass-old-folks\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry Ass Old Folks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m referring to my wife and myself. \u00a0This is what roughly two weeks of 5:00 AM wake-up calls can do to you: \u00a0We had dinner with some friends last night. \u00a0I had three beers and S.\u00a0knocked back 2 1\/2 glasses of wine. \u00a0We got home about 8:45. \u00a0We were in bed at 9:01, asleep shortly afterwards. \u00a0Kids suck the life out of you some days. \u00a0M&#8217;s grin when she wakes up in the morning and sees us for the first time makes all the lameness completely \u00a0worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m referring to my wife and myself. \u00a0This is what roughly two weeks of 5:00 AM wake-up calls can do to you: \u00a0We had dinner with some friends last night. \u00a0I had three beers and S.\u00a0knocked back 2 1\/2 glasses of wine. \u00a0We got home about 8:45. \u00a0We were in bed at 9:01, asleep shortly afterwards. \u00a0Kids suck the life out of you some days. \u00a0M&#8217;s grin when she wakes up in the morning and sees us for the first time makes all the lameness completely \u00a0worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,14],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15487,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/15487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}