{"id":824,"date":"2006-04-13T16:33:06","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T16:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/wordpress\/?p=824"},"modified":"2024-09-29T16:04:18","modified_gmt":"2024-09-29T20:04:18","slug":"leaves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/2006\/04\/13\/leaves\/","title":{"rendered":"Leaves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leaves are apparently M.&#8217;s first irrational fear. Thursday was a perfect day: 82, no humidity, gentle breeze, sunny skies; so we spent most of the day outside. We got her a sandbox on Tuesday, so she played in that a lot. She ran into the neighbors&#8217; yard to trick us into letting her climb on their tree house. I mowed and trimmed the yard while she &#8220;helped&#8221; S. sweep the garage. But anytime a leaf came close to her, she freaked. &#8220;Leeef. Leeef.&#8221; She would start calmly identifying the leaves. As they blew closer to her, her level of agitation rose rapidly. &#8220;LEEEF! LEEEF! YUCKY!&#8221; Then she&#8217;d burst into tears, stomp her feet, and scream. Seriously, how does a kid A) decide a leaf poses danger to her and B) not realize she&#8217;s far more mobile than a leaf that&#8217;s blowing in the wind and just run away from it? We live on a wooded lot, for crying out loud. She better get used to leaves fast or she&#8217;ll never leave the house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaves are apparently M.&#8217;s first irrational fear. Thursday was a perfect day: 82, no humidity, gentle breeze, sunny skies; so we spent most of the day outside. We got her a sandbox on Tuesday, so she played in that a lot. She ran into the neighbors&#8217; yard to trick us into letting her climb on their tree house. I mowed and trimmed the yard while she &#8220;helped&#8221; S. sweep the garage. But anytime a leaf came close to her, she freaked. &#8220;Leeef. Leeef.&#8221; She would start calmly identifying the leaves. As they blew closer to her, her level of agitation rose rapidly. &#8220;LEEEF! LEEEF! YUCKY!&#8221; Then she&#8217;d burst into tears, stomp her feet, and scream. Seriously, how does a kid A) decide a leaf poses danger to her and B) not realize she&#8217;s far more mobile than a leaf that&#8217;s blowing in the wind and just run away from it? We live on a wooded lot, for crying out loud. She better get used to leaves fast or she&#8217;ll never leave the house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,14],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15391,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions\/15391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsnotebook.me\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}