The phrase I’ve been using way too much recently:

“M! Get your finger out of your nose!”

We were at the library Sunday, and I swear she was just standing around, finger in her nostril, almost the entire time. Since the other girls were at home, she made me look like Father of the Year again.

My exclusive, exhaustive look at the World Cup so far and what’s to come over the next two weeks will drop sometime Monday.