So does McSweeneys.
Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it?
<a href=”http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html”>It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers</a>
Via <a href=”http://kottke.org/10/10/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers-1″>Kottke</a>