I mentioned Monday that I fell into a rabbit hole over the weekend. If you pay close attention to all my nonsense, you probably could have made a pretty solid guess as to what that rabbit hole was.

I am officially car shopping again!

Just like when I did this three years ago, there’s going to be some background bullshit before we get to the good stuff. I’ll try to be brief, but y’all know how I am. Feel free to skim or skip.

First we have to jump back for a moment. Three years ago I knew I had a little window in our family’s schedule in which I could get something Really Nice, as Cousin Eddie would say.

Not that I didn’t have nice cars before. But instead of a massive, expensive, domestic SUV that was purchased with hauling kids around, spring break road trips, and lake weekends in mind, my 2021 purchase was a chance to get something smaller, expensive, and foreign before we had to start paying college tuition. When we leased my Audi Q5, I did it knowing when the lease ran out, my next car budget would be significantly smaller. I would still get something nice. But it would be at least one step down from the Audi. Maybe two steps, depending where M went to school.[1]

(We’ll talk more about the Audi down the road in this series.)

For a few months I’ve been casually doing the early work, including coming up with a mental price range, thinking about what I had to have versus what I could give up, and casually reading reviews and rankings of the vehicles I was interested in.

Generally, I was looking for another small-ish SUV/crossover. I knew the big thing I would give up was power: when your budget drops by 30–40%, the engine is going to take the biggest hit. No more highly-tuned, German turbo fours. Or at least ones that pump out 260 horsepower.

I wanted a well-appointed, comfortable interior that was also nice on the outside. Heated seats are a must, ventilated would be nice. Wireless Apple CarPlay would be great, although that has been a disaster in my Audi and I mostly use a wired connection now. In addition to dropping down in budget, getting better mileage was high on the list. I’ve averaged 24.9 MPG in my Audi, which isn’t bad. But hybrids that get into the high 30s, low 40s were in play.

As tends to happen with any shopping experience, I would start reading, watching videos, etc. and next thing you know I’m suddenly looking at cars that are ballpark price of my Audi. Then I would realize I wasn’t being productive and would set the project aside for a few days.

A couple weeks ago I got a lot more serious about things. S gave me more definitive budget limits, which helped a lot. I figured I would spend the next month heavily on the research side of the project and start test driving after spring break.

I had things roughly narrowed down to three cars: the Honda CR-V Hybrid, Kia Sportage Hybrid, and the Volkswagen Tiguan. The Tiguan is basically a cheaper, slower version of my Q5 and looks the best of the three, but it also has a traditional gas engine and thus the worst mileage. It also has some quirks that could be deal-breakers. I know the Honda will run forever, is readily available in a ton of colors, and gets great reviews. It is also the most boring looking of the three, not interesting to drive, and is, by far, the most expensive of the three. The Sportage is the boldest looking of the bunch, has the most options, is the cheapest, the most powerful, and honestly the only major negative is that it is hard to find one that isn’t black or one of Kia’s three shades of gray. As a bonus, the sales guy who S bought her Telluride from would cut her a check if we bought another car from him.

Every few days another car or two would bounce in and out of the list, but those were the three that seemed to stick.

So that’s where I was at the end of last week.

Over the weekend I was running through my standard Hour(s) Of Wasting Time On Car Shit routine. I noticed on the Kia dealer sites promotions for their EVs. Like $5000–7500 off before the Federal tax credit, which put them from out-of-reach to firmly within reach. Discounts that big seemed kind of nutty. Especially since we know from our first attempt to buy a Telluride in 2020 that Kia is infamous for promising a discount then throwing markups that cancel them out at you when you hit the showroom.

Still, I was intrigued.

I read up on their EVs, specifically the EV6. It gets phenomenal ratings, generally ranked #1 or #2 in its class, swapping the top spots with its Hyundai cousin, the Ioniq 5. Most reviews said it was wonderfully built, very sporty, and loaded in that crazy way Kia can load up cars while remaining affordable.

I was super intrigued.

That’s when the rabbit hole presented itself.

I spent almost all day Sunday watching videos about the EV6. Some were proper reviews by auto experts. Others were user vids about their experience with the vehicle. I watched one 90 minute video (at 1.5x playback speed) by a guy who picked up his EV6 in Wisconsin and then drove it to his home in Dallas. That one was a little long, but I love those kind of videos since you get to see someone using the car in real life situations rather than in controlled ones typical to reviews.

By Sunday afternoon I had that buzzy feeling in my head and quickened pulse that comes when I get excited/obsessed about something.

I looked around and other manufacturers also had deals on their EVs. The only caveat was most of them are set to expire next week. Which doesn’t fit my timeline of getting a new car right before my lease expires in mid-May.

S and I chatted about my day’s work. We examined the various discounts and deals that are available, re-evaluated our budget, and she gave me the green light to at least go test drive.

Guess what I’ve been doing this week?

We’ll save that for part two.


  1. Thankfully she went to an out-of-state, public university that offered her in-state tuition. Plus C heads to college in 18 months.  ↩