Scene: Interior, basement, a man and his pregnant wife sit on the couch, watching TV. A commercial for a mini-van is on.
Husband: How long do kids have to ride in car seats?
Wife: Usually until they’re around 60 pounds.
H: At what age do most kids weigh that much?
W: 6 or 7.
H thinking: (We want to have three kids, probably within the next six years.)
H: We are soooo getting a minivan.
W: Fuck