What did my wife get for her 34th birthday?  A Toyota Sienna.  Our minivan, which wasn’t supposed to arrive for 2-3 weeks was miraculously delivered to the dealer today.  We went in this evening, waded through the paperwork and the last few moments of sales-speak, and drove home in our lovely new vehicle.  Any coolness we had managed to cling to is surely gone now.  I’ll take some pics tomorrow.  Mock at your own peril.  You’ll all be joining us in middle age sooner than you think.  (Those of you yet to have kids are cursing yourselves to triplets if you’re not careful.)