My daughters are becoming nudists. It’s pissing me off.

Yesterday, while I was off getting groceries, M. came prancing downstairs after her aborted nap buck naked, according to S.. Last night, while I was doing some stuff here in the office, she came strolling in naked again. Making matters worse was, right behind her, C. wearing only a diaper and one sock. And I’m pretty sure if she could have figured out how to get that sock off she would have. Then, again, tonight both girls were stripping down after dinner.

I’ve invoked a “I don’t talk to naked girls” policy, since surely this is an attempt to get attention. As long as there is no peeing on the floor, I’ll let her run around all day without clothes on until she starts freezing and gets the point.

“No one sleeps naked in this house!”