Month: January 2015 (Page 2 of 3)

⦿ Friday Links

The momentum is gathering for the nostalgia-fest that will be the celebration of the 40th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. It’s crazy to think that my freshman year of college was the 15th anniversary. I, and many like-minded pop culture fiends, recorded the 15th anniversary special and watched it over-and-over.[1]

There will, of course, be an official NBC special. But VH1 Classic is getting into the act by airing a 19-day marathon of SNL’s, beginning with the most recent and working back to the original episodes. Cue many of you scrambling to see if your video content provider carries VH1 Classic.

VH1 Classic to run the ‘longest-ever’ TV marathon with 19 days of Saturday Night Live

The headline for this next piece is not accurate. They miss many of the best commercial parodies over the years. But it’s still a fine way to blow half an hour or so. “Dissing Your Dog” still makes me laugh like a lunatic. Also, after my admission last week of my current musical guilty pleasure, it’s clear I need some Swiftamine.

SNL’s Best Commercial Parodies

Finally, SNL-themed candies. Yep, there are Schweddy Balls.[2]


Do you want to read a thorough accounting of the history of the Bee Gees? Sure you do! I think a lot of people forget how many hits they wrote for other artists after people stopped buying their albums.

Islands In The Stream


Next time you watch an action flick and roll your eyes about the hero constantly escaping mortal wounding, remember this story.

Adrian Carton de Wiart: The unkillable soldier


I did not follow Tommy Caldwell and Kevin Jorgeson’s attempt to free climb El Capitan live, although I did pay attention to the daily updates that flitted around the Internet. If you want to know more about why their ascent was such a big deal, this is a fine, detailed overview.

Summiting Yosemite’s Dawn Wall, Climbers Make History


Finally, go check out these completely brilliant pictures of New York City, taken from 7500 feet above the city.

Gotham 7.5 K


  1. “LORD AND LADY DOUCHEBAG!” “Who’s the barber here?” “T-I-T-I-A-N. Titian, honest to God.” Etc, etc, etc.  ↩
  2. Late one evening last month I was watching the annual SNL Christmas special. I’ve seen the Schweddy Balls skit dozens of times. It still made me laugh so hard that my wife, who was asleep upstairs, sent me a text that said, “What are you watching?” The classics never get old.  ↩

Friday Vid


“Dreaming” – Blondie

I was in Dick’s Sporting Goods yesterday, getting Colts shirts for the girls so that they could have an out-of-uniform day today, and this song came on over the piped-in background music. It’s not the first song I think of when I think of Blondie, thus I forget what a great song it is. Interesting to read up on the song and see the band said it was basically a rip-off of Abba’s “Dancing Queen.” For a moment, I wondered if Abba had provided the backing vocals to this track, as there is certainly the tone of their harmonies in them.

Not A Routine Start

Today is school day number six of the new calendar year. Thus far, we have had two normal days.

Four times we have had two-hour delays, thanks to a combination of snow (last Tuesday), extreme cold/iced over roads (Wednesday and Thursday), and just ice (yesterday).

Today we were back on normal start time, but C. is home with me sick.

And even one of those “normal” days has an asterisk next to it since I was out-of-town that day and S. was getting the girls ready and off to school.[1]

Still, a far cry from the beginning of 2014, when the first four days were cancelled completely and day number five featured a delayed start. Several schools in our area have had to cancel classes a couple times already over the past week. Once again, not having buses pays off when the roads are in decent shape but the windchills are well below zero.

Even if the weather holds, next Monday is a holiday. So it’s going to be awhile before I feel like I’m back in a routine again. First world problem, I realize. But I’m still looking forward to having the girls in school for seven hours, four-straight days next week.

Knock on wood.

Fortunately it was her day off, so no big deal.  ↩

Football Notes

Some weekend of heated action on the old gridiron!

Most significantly, to me at least, was the Colts going to Denver and, aside from shaky first possessions on both sides of the ball, completely controlling the game and escaping with a border-line shocking 11-point win.

I say border-line shocking because while many people this morning are acting like it wasn’t that big of an upset, there weren’t many people outside central Indiana picking a Colts win before kickoff.

It was a masterful performance on defense. Other than the early, long touchdown throw, they kept the Broncos in front of them all day. Even knowing the weapons that the Broncos had on offense, there was never a time in the second half where the game felt in danger. Denver’s receivers dropped too many balls. CJ Anderson got yards, but never gouged the Colts’ D. And Peyton was thoroughly awful.

It’s kind of a shame that Peyton played so poorly, and that today word is breaking that he played with a torn quad. Because that overshadows how well the Colts D, which sucked the last two months of the regular season, played. How solid the offensive line was in creating holes for runs and in protecting Andrew Luck. And how the Colts receivers made big catches time-after-time, in sharp contrast to the Broncos receivers. Luck wasn’t other-worldly, but he also did exactly what you have to do to win on the road in the playoffs. He was smart, tough, and the only mistakes he made were not crippling ones.

The Colts reward? A trip to Foxboro! Yay!

As for Peyton, this news that he played the last month with a torn quad adds an interesting angle to discussions of his future. It’s hard to see him going out on a performance like this. Especially if he was suffering from a relatively minor injury.[1] But the Broncos are facing serious free agency issues in the off-season. There’s no guarantee he’s going to have all the weapons he’s enjoyed the past two years back again. Forget being physically ready for another season. Is he prepared to break in a new series of skill players?

Right now I think it’s more likely that he does return for the 2015 season. But it would not surprise me if he hangs them up and decides to finally start making some money outside of football. He should look into making commercials. I bet he’d be good at that.


I really don’t know what to say about THE CALL in Green Bay. Dez Bryant caught that ball. Only the rules say he didn’t. I totally get Dallas fans being furious with the reversal. And I can totally understand the logic the refs used in overturning it. As Peter King wrote, it was the correct usage of a bad rule.

That call speaks to a bigger problem with instant replay. We want it to be quick and decisive. And most of the time it is. But fairly often it is a lengthy, messy process to get to the final judgement. And the legislation that instant replay forces makes coming to a decision more difficult.

I honestly think that’s a bigger problem in college basketball than in the NFL. There was a replay review at the end of the KU-Baylor game last Wednesday that took nearly five minutes. Two referees went over to the scorer’s table, waited for the replay to queue up, then watched it. And watched it. And watched it. Then they discussed it. Then they waved over the third referee to take a look. Then they huddled up and discussed again. Finally they ruled that the original call was correct.

It was a very close call. But should it take stopping play for five minutes to get it right? Shouldn’t refs be given a maximum time, from the moment they see the first replay, to either make a decision or stick with the original call?

Throw in all the fouling, substitutions, and time outs along with the one or two replay reviews that liter the end of a typical college hoops game, and the game is becoming damn near unwatchable.

THE CALL aside, Green Bay made some big damn plays in the fourth quarter to win. But they will be overshadowed by a ruling made on an instant replay.


Seattle-Carolina was interesting for awhile, but ended up about where I expected.

I missed most of the first half of the Baltimore-New England game, so when I tuned in the Pats had already made their first rally from 14-down.

I keep saying that this New England team doesn’t seem as good as their previous Super Bowl squads. But they sure do keep finding ways to win games. They are wonderful at making in-game adjustments. It seems like a different player steps up each week. And where Peyton Manning may be ending his career with a(nother) playoff whimper, Tom Brady is making huge plays in crucial moments again. He’s not going to hand the Colts the game this week like Peyton did yesterday.

I suppose the good news for the Colts is that they are due to win one in Foxboro in January. That’s about the only positive I can find right now.


As for tonight, I want the Ducks to win. I fear St. Urban is going to get the Buckeyes the win.


  1. Tearing your quad is no joke. But it’s not career-threatening, like blowing out your knee, or in Peyton’s case, suffering another neck injury.  ↩

Friday Vid


“Blank Space” – Taylor Swift

I know, I know. This one will take some explanation.

Taylor Swift hits the sweet spot in the category of “pop culture things I hate.” She was a teenage phenom, something I generally abhor.[1] Worse, she came from the country music realm, an area I have zero interest in. A country music teen phenom? Forgetaboutit. As she got older, she moved into a third area of our modern culture that I hate: a queen of celebrity gossip. It wasn’t necessarily her fault that people were obsessed with her relationships, but she also was never shy about speaking out about her romantic woes.

So three strikes. No need to ever consider her songs.

Until…

Her music drifted more toward mainstream pop. Just as our girls were discovering Radio Disney. Which meant Dear Old Dad was spending most of his time in the car listening to music aimed at Tweens/Teens. So, in addition to learning all the words to songs by Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Bridgit Mendler, so too did Swift’s lyrics get stuck in my head. Try as I might, I could not keep my defenses up. Before I knew it I was singing along with “I Knew You Were Trouble,” and “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”[2]

So, barriers battered, I pretty much got sucked into the first single from 1989, “Shake It Off,” without too much complaining. I didn’t love it – I thought Charlie XCX’s “Boom Clap” was a better song – but I didn’t hate it, either.

And then this song came along. I tried to avoid it during the holidays, hiding behind a stout wall of Christmas songs. But here and there I would catch snippets which, along with the constant praise I kept reading on music sites that were not inclined to love Swift’s music, had me nervous. When the holidays were over, and my protective blanket of Frank and Bing had been taken away, could I withstand Swift’s aural assault?

No. No, I could not.

This is a god-damned perfect pop song. I keep finding myself singing the chorus to myself for no reason.[3] And I freaking love it.

One note of concern: we heard it on the way home from school yesterday. C. turned to M. and said, “That line where she says, ‘I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream’? I keep thinking about that but don’t know what she means.”

Hopefully she won’t get that for another decade or so.


  1. Notable exception, 16-year-old me was really into 17-year-old Debbie Gibson for about six months. Specifically the version of Gibson from her “Shake Your Love” video. She was awfully cute.  ↩
  2. That second “WEEEE!” in the chorus of “Never Ever” is freaking wonderful. “We! (WEEEE!)”.  ↩
  3. “So it’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in flames. You can tell me when it’s over, if the high was worth the pain.” Give me a freaking break. I couldn’t hate that if I tried.  ↩

Big 12 Hoops Thoughts

Pretty much the moment Kentucky began treating KU like a high school JV team, I was sure that not only would KU’s Big 12 conference title streak end this year, but that Texas would be the team to do it. Texas isn’t as big or deep or talented as Kentucky. But the Longhorns are probably the biggest team in the nation next to the Wildcats. Their top 7–8 is awfully talented. And they have a group of young players who put in the work last year and seem poised to break out this year.

With the Big 12 conference now underway, I’m still sure of one of those November assumptions. KU will not win the regular season title this year. But I’m less sure it will be Texas who takes the crown. Especially after Oklahoma went into Austin and toyed with the Longhorns Monday night on the way to a relatively easy win.

I, like a lot of people, laughed when I heard OU players saying over the summer that they considered themselves the favorites to win the Big 12 this summer. Turns out that may not have been overconfidence getting the best of them. The Sooners are really good on both ends of the court.

The fun thing, though, is this could be the deepest the Big 12 has ever been. I don’t know that there’s a national title contender in the conference. But neither is there a group of 3–4 teams at the bottom that are guaranteed wins for the top tier. Texas Tech will battle people at home, and likely get a couple wins over NCAA tournament teams. TCU has a gaudy record produced by a weak non-conference schedule, but they’re not pushovers anymore either. K-State has kind of fallen apart, but if they can correct whatever has ailed them in recent weeks, they’re still a tough team to beat in Manhattan.

And then pretty much everyone between OU and those bottom three teams can win anywhere on any night. Or lose anywhere on any night.

As a KU fan, the frustrating part is that the Jayhawks fall into that pack of teams in the middle. They just can’t get their inside game going, which has caused the rest of the offense to suffer. After over a decade of always having a shot blocker, there is no down low to clean up errors made on the perimeter.

That’s not to say KU is terrible. They’re still very talented and have lots of room to get to where their potential is. But this isn’t going to be one of those years where everyone says “Kansas is vulnerable,” in January and six weeks later they’re shaking their heads saying, “Man, they did it again.” They’re good, but just not elite.

Nope, this year KU has too many weaknesses. And in years past, the teams that were challenging KU always tripped over themselves on the road in February while the Jayhawks went out and won huge games in Ames and Austin, or Manhattan and Stillwater. The other teams may well stub their toes on the road, but I can’t see KU ripping off one of those 4–1 runs over their last five road games stretches this year to grab a title that seemed lost.

KU has just two losses against the toughest schedule in the country. Kelly Oubre is finally living up to the lofty expectations he arrived with. Cliff Alexander has yet to do the same, but if the light goes on with him, he makes the team much tougher to guard. The team defense is better. And Frank Mason III is turning into a star.

But it’s also not at the same level as just about every one of the last 10 KU teams. It’s not loaded with NBA talent. It doesn’t have more size than every other team in the conference. And it lacks that core of upperclassmen who have been through the battles for 2–3 years and understand winning.

The Jayhawks will be in the mix. Baring a disaster, they’ll be a top 4 seed in March thanks to their ridiculous schedule and the strength of the Big 12. But unless something crazy happens in the next two months, Oklahoma or Texas (or both) will be this year’s Big 12 champs.

December Reading List

Decembers tend to be big book months for me. December 2014 was no exception. I finished seven books and got most of the way through an eighth.[1] Thus my final total for the year was 57 books. I’m pleased with that effort.

The Rise & Fall Of Great Powers – Tom Rachman
I loved Rachman’s The Imperfectionists, which was a pretty dazzling debut. So I picked this one up with high hopes. It took much longer to engage, was not as immediately charming as his first book, and in the end likely was not as good. But it rallies in the second half and ends up being an interesting statement on the meaning and significance of the personality we present to the world. When you spend your entire life reinventing yourself, do you ever really know who you are?

A Christmas Story – Jean Shepherd
Was there a burst of horns around the globe when I finished this, my 52nd book of the year, early in the month? Seems like there should have been.

My annual reading of the modern collection of many of the Shepherd works on which the movie of the same title was based. I’ve read it seven or eight straight years now, so I know it almost as well as the film. And each year I delight in the little differences. I marvel in how Shepherd and Bob Clark took these stories and built a screenplay from it. And I laugh and soak up one of my favorite parts of the holiday season.

Countdown City – Ben H. Winters
World Of Trouble – Ben H. Winters
Books two and three in The Last Policeman trilogy. To reset, an asteroid is hurtling toward earth and society is slowly breaking down as the date of impact gets closer. Detective Henry Palace, however, stays committed to his job of investigating crimes.

In book two, he searches for the missing husband of his childhood babysitter. His investigation leads him to search through the burgeoning black market community, a utopian commune on a university campus, and to a one-man effort to stop the US Coast Guard from sinking ships that carry refugees from the impact zone to the US. This book takes place in July, four months ahead of impact, and basic services are beginning to crumble. Electricity is rare. Food deliveries non-existent. Long-range communications largely gone. And when water supplies cease, wide-scale violence breaks out.

By book three only two weeks remain before impact. This time Palace is searching for his sister, who ran off to join a group that believes they can steer the asteroid away from earth with the right combination of scientific personnel and nuclear weapons. Palace is forced to investigate a murder attempt to find further clues of his sister’s whereabouts. That investigation uncovers a terrible truth behind the group his sister joined.

Through the series, there is always that wonder of how Winters will resolve the big question hanging over the books: impact. This idea that impact can somehow be avoided is especially tantalizing. “He’s not going to actually let it happen,” was a recurring thought in my head.

Without giving away the ending, I loved the way he ended book three. It resolved so many of the questions that surrounded the main characters. The theme of societal breakdown is countered with an especially poignant epilogue. And the final paragraph is absolutely brilliant and touching.

Flip Flop Fly Ball – Craig Robinson
I’ve followed Robinson’s wonderful graphic depictions of baseball for several years. Here he collects many of the infographs he’s published on-line over the years, sprinkled in some of his terrific 8-bit player pics, and added several short, but terrific, essays. They cover how he discovered baseball as an adult in England. His first trip to the States to see a game. His later, month-long trip across the US watching big league games. And his summer in Toronto, where he watched the Blue Jays from high up in Skydome over and over.

It’s a charming book and wonderful accounting of a man who fell in love with the game in a very different way than most of us who grew up in the US did.

Beatles vs. Stones – John McMillian
As the title suggests, this is an exploration into the rivalry between The Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Or perceived rivalry, more correctly. McMillian looks into the bands’ interactions, comments about each other, and respective successes to determine exactly how deep the rivalry went.

His conclusion is the idea of a rivalry between the bands was vastly overblown. The band members were generally friendly and interacted socially often. The Beatles were where the Stones wanted to be, and the Stones, once they settled in, gave the Fab Four another challenge to match. There were tense moments, especially when it came to the business-side of the relationship. But the rivalry was more between fans of the bands than the bands themselves.

The Game – Robert Benson
Books are precious. Even for someone like me, who has averaged a book per week for over a decade, there is never enough time to get through all the books I want to read. For each book I complete, it seems like I add two or three to my To Read list.

Thus, it was incredibly frustrating that, after I knocked out this brief little rumination on the significance of baseball and attempted to add it to my Goodread’s catalog, I found it was already listed as a book I read. Frustrating because although it had its moments, it was not a great book. Frustrating because even though I apparently read it just over two years ago, nothing about it struck me as familiar. So not only did I waste a few hours on a book I’ve read previously, I didn’t pick one that I loved to re-read. Oh well.


  1. Which I will count as my first book of 2015, as I finished it on Jan. 1.  ↩

⦿ Friday Links

Finishing the clean up of the long list of links I’ve gotten behind on.

This first one got linked to right around the anniversary of John Lennon’s death. It is journalist Jimmy Breslin’s article from the night Lennon died. First, read the article. Then read the details of how quickly Breslin put it together. It’s a pretty amazing piece of journalism.

Are You John Lennon?


Your average basketball fan knows the basics of Larry Bird’s story. The “Hick From French Lick” who elevated lowly Indiana State to the national title game in 1979 and then became one of the iconic players in NBA history.

But many people don’t know how obscure Bird was as a high schooler, or remember that he first enrolled at Indiana and was set to play for Bobby Knight.[1]

This is a great review of how Bird ended up at Indiana State. One of the greatest basketball players of all time was nearly satisfied with doing municipal work rather than playing ball.

Larry Bird’s Greatest Shot Was the One He Didn’t Take


While talking about Indiana basketball (broadly), here is a fine profile of Butler interim coach Chris Holtmann. The Bulldogs are scuffling a but over the last two weeks, but look like a very solid team after a difficult first year in the Big East. Holtmann deserves a ton of credit for turning what could have been an awkward and difficult situation into one that has the team playing well.

Butler coach Chris Holtmann embraces tough decisions, tough jobs

(Late Edit: Holtmann was officially named the full time head coach today. Not sure what’s going on with Brandon Miller, but I hope he recovers. He had such a promising career.)


I trust most of you who would find the following piece brilliant have already read it, but I would be remiss if I did not link to it.

Livin’ Thing: An Oral History of ‘Boogie Nights’


I haven’t read all of the next article. But only because I got a couple paragraphs into it and then quit so I could put the book it is pulled from on hold at the library. I can’t wait for it to hit the shelves.

Let’s go crazy: Inside the making of Purple Rain


As we approach the end of the David Letterman era, let’s go back to this tremendous 1981 profile of Letterman in his days between the failure of his morning show and the beginning of the original Late Night.

“That Joke Has Everything”: David Letterman, Before Late Night


  1. In a year when Kentucky seems poised to make the best run at being undefeated national champions since the 1976 IU team, think of this: the undefeated Hoosiers could have had Larry Bird, too!  ↩

NFL Playoffs Picks

Funny how fast the NFL season goes when you spend the first two months of Sundays on the soccer fields, casually following scores and paying more attention to fantasy stats.

But here we are, Wild Card weekend. Thus, my patented, half-assed picks for who will make it to Glendale in a month.

AFC

Wild Card Round

  • Pittsburgh over Baltimore. A bit of a tough pick, given the Steelers injury issues. But these aren’t the Ray Lewis Ravens. They’re not going into the Steel City and winning a playoff game.
  • Indianapolis over Cincinnati. Ugh. No faith in either team. The Colts have pretty much fallen apart since the calendar flipped to December. Defense leaking holes, offense can’t get on track, Andrew Luck turning the ball over with impunity. But do you trust Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis to go on the road and win a playoff game? Feels like one where Luck makes a bunch of mistakes early, then digs the Colts out late.

Divisional Round

  • New England over Indianapolis. Some things never change.
  • Pittsburgh over Denver. I know this is a bit of a sexy pick, as everyone has jumped off the Broncos bandwagon. Thus, I feel a little dirty making it. And it wouldn’t surprise me if the week off means Denver gets things figured out for one more run. But I also have visions of Pittsburgh abusing Peyton and this being a sad (potentially) final chapter to his career.

AFC Title Game

  • New England over Pittsburgh. I keep wanting to discount the Patriots. At their best this year, I don’t think they approached the Broncos’ best. They had a few absolute clunkers thrown in. But that’s kind of the nature of the NFL these days. Few great teams, meaning the best teams can have wild swings of performance. Brady and Belichick get it done one more time.

NFC

Wild Card Round

  • Carolina over Arizona. If the Cards had a quarterback, I’d pick them here. But I just can’t believe in a team that is on their 15th QB of the season, even if all they have to do is beat a terrible Carolina team.
  • Dallas over Detroit. Man, the absolute jewel of the weekend. Let’s hope it lives up to the hype. I keep wondering how the Cowboys are doing it. But they keep performing, and have even gotten better over the last half of the season.

Divisional Round

  • Seattle over Carolina. Come on.
  • Dallas over Green Bay. The Packers keep fooling us. This is the year I stop falling for it. The Cowboys defense is the difference. Hopefully it’s another shoot out, though.

NFC Title Game

  • Seattle over Dallas. What a story line if Tony Romo could go into Seattle and win an NFC championship. His botched point-after hold in 2007 was the first epic collapse of his career. I just can’t see him and the other Dallas weapons consistently solving the Legion of Boom, though. And Russell Wilson will, maddeningly, do just enough to win.

Super Bowl

Old and creaky vs. young and potent? Please.

Seattle 27, New England 13

Friday Vid

“Tiny Prayers” – Restorations
A band that I read about in the fall but then lost in the normal end-of-the-year shuffle. Fortunately, they landed high on one of my favorite music writer’s Best Of 2014 list, so I’m diving into them now.

Terrific, crunchy, power-punk building on influences from all over the past 20 years. I have to make a long drive this weekend, and I think this album is perfect background music for setting the cruise control and moving down the road.

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