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January Media

Shows and Movies

Cobra Kai, season four
See here.

B+

Narcos: Mexico, season three
A very good wrap-up to the series’ three-year look at the Mexican drug cartels of the ‘80s and ‘90s. Typically great casting and writing. This had some similar themes as season five of The Wire. It pulled in the press, which is an important part of any story of the Mexican drug wars. The most compelling angle of the season, Mexican cop Victor Tapia’s quest to find who is snatching and murdering women who work at factories near the US border, somewhat mirrored Jimmy McNulty’s search for who was murdering prostitutes in the final season of The Wire. Both felt out-of-place. Tapia’s timeline was staggeringly emotional, especially as you saw it slowly wearing him down (he looked like a sad, Mexican Aaron Rodgers). But the writers never really connected it to the main story, even by making Tapia share info with the DEA in exchange for help with his investigation.

Word is Narcos as we know it is complete after six seasons. However, the creators do have a new series in the works that will feature Sofia Vergara as Colombian drug queen Griselda Blanco. ¡Sí, por favor!

A-

14 Peaks: Nothing is Impossible
Nepalese climber Nimsdai Purja attempted to climb the 14 tallest peaks in the world in seven months. This is the story of that quest. It’s pretty badass. I bonded with my girls’ orthodontist because we both watched it the night before I took L in and we started talking about it.

A-

The Bourne Legacy
I tried to watch this on one of our flights home from Hawaii, but the HBO Max app kept glitching and I gave up. It does not stand up to the level set by the Matt Damon Bourne movies. Jeremy Renner doesn’t run as weird as Damon, but he still runs kind of weird.

B- for the movie, B for Remmer’s running

The Power of the Dog
This got crazy critical buzz. It was too arty, slow, and oddly sexual for me.

B-

Eastbound & Down, season two
Stupid, stupid shit. But good stupid.

B+

Red Sparrow
I guess it’s been too long since I read this novel, one of my favorite spy books of recent years, because a lot of this seemed unfamiliar to me. Or maybe they changed a lot. Man, was this violent. Like uncomfortably violent at times. I liked the book, so I liked this, although reading the critical response section of the movie’s Wikipedia page it seems a lot of critics did not like this movie. Jennifer Lawrence was spectacular, though. The critics and I agree on that.

B+

Killing Them Softly
A slow burner of a crime movie about two deadbeats who rob an illegal card game and have to face the consequences. Scoot McNairy, who was terrific in Narcos: Mexico, plays a completely different and unexpected character here. Brad Pitt is solid. Ray Liotta does Ray Liotta things. But James Gandolfini’s aging, alcoholic hitman steals the show. As a whole, the movie tried to be too artsy at times.

B

Station Eleven
Based on Emily St. John Mandel’s critically acclaimed novel, which takes place during and after a flu pandemic wipes out much of the world’s population. I read the book several years ago, and am pretty sure I enjoyed it. Apparently I didn’t remember much, because a lot of this was new to me. I guess that’s what I get for reading 50-ish books a year.

Turns out, after reading some articles about the show, there were a lot of changes made, including two MASSIVE alterations, when adapting the novel for TV. All came with Mandel’s approval, which I found interesting.

It was wonderfully shot, has amazing music, and does an excellent job working on the viewer’s emotions. The entire series leads up to a specific moment, and that moment is amazingly restrained and should absolutely slay anyone with a heart. It also had one of the most delightful scenes in recent prestige TV history. This was a creepy, strange, and beautiful television experience. I don’t think everything totally worked, but it was very good.

A-

Apollo 13
I stumbled across this one afternoon and was transfixed for the next two hours. Even though I’ve seen it plenty of times and just watched it a year or so ago. Never gets old.

A

All Madden
Ostensibly a summation of John Madden’s professional life – it first aired about a week before his death – it also felt like a 74 minute homage to my generation’s childhood. So many memories bubbled up as I watched.

A

Curb Your Enthusiasm, season eight
I had heard Curb lost its mojo after season seven. Still, I decided to give season eight a whirl one night and was pleased I did. Clearly not as good as season seven, but it was still pretty, prettttty, prettttttttty good.

A-


Shorts

Our Universe is SO big, it’s mindblowing!
Science!

A

Hear the Otherworldly Sounds of Skating on Thin Ice
L and I watched this old favorite after she made cool sounds on the ice in our front yard one morning.

A

25 Facts You Didn’t Know About Seinfeld
Most of these were old trivia to me, but I still learned a few things. I dock it a full letter grade, though, because the narrator doesn’t know how to pronounce Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ name correctly. Come the fuck on, dude.

C+

Springboard: the secret history of the first real smartphone
I had a Handspring Visor and loved it. This is a great look back at how the Handspring company defined what handheld technology would be in the 21st century, and how it laid the groundwork for the iPhone-led smartphone revolution.

A

The Vega Brothers | Official Trailer
There have long been rumors that Quentin Tarantino planned on doing a movie centered on John Travolta’s and Michael Madsen’s Vega brothers. Here is a brilliant fake trailer for said movie, using footage from other films.

A

One-Minute Time Machine
Hilarious. Also don’t fuck with time.

A

Exit Strategy
Speaking of fucking with time. This short is creepy and touching.

A-

Adam Granduciel of The War On Drugs Breaks Down “Occasional Rain”
Since I have no musical talent, I’m always fascinated with how artists get from an initial thought to a recorded song. So I love shit like this.

A


Podcasts

The Prestige TV Podcast: Station Eleven Final Thoughts
First time listening to a Spotify podcast. This was a useful tool when collecting my thoughts about Station Eleven.

A

The Prestige TV Podcast: Ozark: Where We Left Off
I fired this up before I dove into the final season of Ozark. Not as helpful as the Station Eleven episode, but still a decent refresher.

B+

December Media

Holiday Stuff

The Office, Christmas episodes
I wrote about them last year; they get a collective A
Christmas Vacation, A
Elf, A
Office Christmas Party, B+
Die Hard, A

Community, “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas”
This was the Community entry on a list of best Christmas TV episodes I found. I hadn’t seen it since probably its initial airing. It should be a classic for everyone. It is to me now.

A

8 Bit Christmas
An adult remembrance of the childhood lust for a particular Christmas present. Sound familiar? Yes, there are a lot references/common elements to/with A Christmas Story. It works because that lust is universal, whether you’re talking about a Red Ryder BB gun or a Nintendo NES. This has an especially poignant and affecting ending.

B+


Movies and Shows

The Hunt for Red October
After watching Die Hard, I figured why not watch another John McTiernan masterpiece. First time watching this in a long time. Still great.

A

Three Days of the Condor
One of the all-time great spy movies, and since it takes place in December and there are Christmas songs in the background, I guess it can be called a Christmas movie if we use Die Hard rules.

First time watching. It was slow, like a lot of ‘70s movies are. And I did not buy Faye Dunaway suddenly falling for Robert Redford after he kidnapped her and tied her up to keep her captive. I know he’s RR, but have some respect for yourself, Faye. But the last 15 minutes are a pretty good mind-fuck and redeem the film. The relatively young Dunaway was pretty fetching!

B

Spider-Man: No Way Home
The girls and I hustled to the theater about two hours after L’s Christmas break began to catch the latest appearance by our friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man.

The multiverse thing worked in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Why not try it with Tom Holland and his crew? I never watched any of the Andrew Garfield movies, so his presence didn’t mean much to me. It was kind of cool to see Tobey McGuire on screen again, though.

I’m not big on the whole MCU thing, so lots of references are lost on me. Overall the story was decent. The lengthy denouement was surprisingly affecting. So I was entertained but I’m not sure I loved it. I liked the first two Holland movies more, though. L said it was her favorite of the three Holland movies, but she’s a sucker for recency bias.

B+

Spider-Man: Homecoming
Our New Year’s Eve movie of the year. Probably L’s fifth or sixth time watching it. I wish Spidey’s suit still talked to him.

A-

The Harder They Fall
Owes a lot to Tarantino, but another good entry into the crowded field of modern, revisionist Western movies.

B+

The Beatles: Get Back
Look here for my thoughts.

A

Holiday Baking Championship
A great field of competitors this year, probably the best final four ever. I figured Adam was going to win from the beginning. He has amazing skills, but he was a little smug for my tastes. I was pulling for Sabrina. And Jose really grew on me. He was so surly and bitchy at the beginning but morphed into one of the most interesting competitors.

A

By Dawn’s Early Light
This was one of the final movies made about a fictional, largely nuclear, World War III before the fall of the Soviet Union. Released in 1990 on HBO, it featured a stellar cast. It got good reviews at the time. Today, it feels pretty damn cheesy. The ending is just flat weird. But I do love a nuclear apocalypse story. Darren McGavin, A Christmas Story’s Old Man, as the momentary president with the fate of the world in his hands was a nice surprise.

C+

Seinfeld
I’ve been trying to catch a few episodes of Seinfeld each week on Comedy Central. Nothing systematic about it, so they are all out-of-order. I’ve often said that Seinfeld doesn’t hold up the same way shows like Cheers did because it had so many specific pop cultural references. I still wonder about that, at least as far as people who weren’t alive in the ‘90s watching the show and getting everything. I have to admit that those little moments very much worked for me, though, and the show remains a classic.

A

The Alpinist
Crazy documentary about climber Marc-Andre LeClerc, a young Canadian who took the free-soloing that Alex Honnold is famous for to another level. Insane views of insane climbs.

A-

T in the Park 2016- Frightened Rabbit (Full Set)
I’ve watched this several times before. YouTube offered it up again and it seemed like a good way to kill 75 minutes or so.

A

Talks at Google: Scott Hutchison
It led me to this, again something I’ve watched before, where Scott talked to Google employees about two months before his death.

A-

Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed
An accounting of Ross’ rise as an unlikely pop culture icon and the mess that his estate turned into after his death. Both inspiring and depressing. I had no idea he recorded his shows in Muncie, Indiana!

B+


Shorts

NPR’s Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls
I actually skipped the SNL Christmas special, if it was even on, this year. I’ve been annoyed for ages about how it is pretty much the same show every year. So I spent a few nights watching some classic Christmas skits on YouTube. This one remains my favorite.

A+

A Tree a Minute: planting 1440 trees in a day
Big Gums: Sleeping in my 100 year old Gum tree
Beau Miles and trees.

A-, A-

The Driver is Red
An animated, mini-doc about the capture of Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann.

A-

How A NY Times Reporter Collects Royalties From Hundreds of Musicians
Obviously you have to be careful with one-sided accounts like this, but it still seems like some shady shit.

A-

Madeira Island – A Destination for all Surf Lovers
One of the waves that William Finnegan wrote about in Barbarian Days.

B

Paul Rudd’s Best Saturday Night Live Sketches (So Far)
Good stuff.

A


Podcasts

The Story Behind Crowded House’s “Don’t Dream It’s Over”
One of my all-time favorite artists discussing my all-time favorite song, along with the rest of his career? Hell yes I’m listening to this!

A

November Media

Movies and Shows

Blondie – Apollo Theatre, Glasgow, 1979
This is AMAZING! Debbie Harry in her white-hot prime. The freaking drummer is insane, doing his best Keith Moon impression in his gold lamé suit.

A

The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
I hadn’t watched any of these since the third installment came out in 2007, when I watched all three in three days. I repeated that over three nights last month. They still hold up really well. It was good to be reminded how much they influenced the Daniel Craig-era Bond movies.

Also, Matt Damon runs weird.

A-, A-, A-
Damon’s running: C-

Eastbound & Down, season one
I’ve never watched this, but have seen the Will Ferrell blooper collection plenty of times. One of my brothers-in-law and I like to repeat “Let the boy watch!” anytime we are together. This was about what I expected: dumb yet hilarious.

B+

The Commute: A four day paddle to work
Beau Miles up to his usual bullshit. I wish I had his adventurous spirit.

A

Old School
I caught the last half to two-thirds of this on Comedy Central one night. It’s been a long, long time since I’ve watched it. It holds up, although I wish I had been watching the un-edited version.

A-

Arrested Development, season one.
Before our trip I was looking for something to watch and decided to blaze through season one of this classic. I’m repeating myself, but this hold up, too. Quite well, in fact. Funny seeing Will Arnett back before he started working out and got biceps.

A

The Report
Red Notice
The Trial of the Chicago 7
These are the three movies I watched on our flights to/from Hawaii.

The Report fits right in with movies like State of Play that are focused on what should be boring investigations yet translate quite well into cinematic drama.

Red Notice was kind of dumb, but mindless entertainment and perfect for a plane. And I’ll watch anything with Gal Gadot.

The Trial of the Chicago 7
This was surprisingly funny. Not in an Old School way, but more in an “I expected this to be awfully heavy and I’m laughing way more than I thought” kind of way. Aaron Sorkin FTW, obviously.

I haven’t read, yet, about how historically accurate it was. But I enjoyed the hell out of it. Terrific acting all around, headlined by Sacha Baron Cohen, who continues to amaze me with his range.

A-, B-, A-


Shorts

The War On Drugs: Tiny Desk (Home) Concert
So freaking good.

A+

Wake Turbulence From a Paper Airplane
Science! Beautiful science.

A-

‘The Green Reapers’
Unexpectedly awesome.

A-

Middle Kids – Records In My Life
One night I was watching a lot of Middle Kids vids and came across this charming piece from their early days.

A

Birds with Arms
On the one hand, it’s a bummer this is only 30 seconds long. On the other, it might get dumb if it was 60 seconds long.

A

Every Aston Martin in James Bond Explained
Ooooh, this is some sexy shit.

A

Roast Charlie Sheen – Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross Takes Bruce Willis to the Cleaners – Roast of Bruce Willis
Jeff Ross – Drew Carey Roast
Jeff Ross Gets Brutally Honest with Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin
Jeff Ross – Roast of Pamela Anderson
Jeff Ross – Roast Of James Franco
Another late-night binge. I stumbled across one of Ross’ roasts and spent the next hour or so working through some of his best.

A

How I Grew Up in The Coldest Town on Earth
No thank you. Tuck this away for when we go through a stretch where it doesn’t get above freezing for a week or two to remind yourself how good you have it.

B+

A whale saved my life
What an amazing story!

A+


Podcasts

Song Exploder: The War on Drugs
Adam Granduciel talking about the making of the single “I Don’t Live Here Anymore.” This is great, complete with segments of the various stages of demos the song went through. I especially love the tidbit about him leaving in a vocal flub because he could never come up with a lyric that fit that moment.

A

James Bond’s Spycraft Sound — Switched On Pop
Another piece that dives into the science behind music. It traces the common DNA on the music of the James Bond series.

B-

October Media

A fast start slowed by baseball playoffs and the beginning of the NBA season.


Movies and Shows

Halloween Wars
Halloween Baking Championship
It’s holiday baking season, bitches!!!! L and I only made it through a couple episodes of Halloween Wars, so it gets an incomplete. But S and I wrapped up HBC on Halloween night. Renee was a shocking winner. Adina had been the best baker the entire competition, Guillermo came on strong late, and I was sure they were ahead of Renee in the final bake. I thought this year’s crop of bakers was lacking in charisma, which detracted from the season.

Incomplete, B+

Barry
Holy shit! I’ve heard about this show for years and thought I knew what I was getting into. Boy was I surprised!

Bill Hader plays a hitman who stumbles into an acting class while chasing a target. He becomes enamored with the class and joins it, all while trying to leave his previous life behind him. I assumed it was about the hilarious issues of navigating this change. There was plenty of that, for sure. I did not know it would be soooooo dark and his efforts to leave would be, largely, fruitless. Not knowing that was coming made the payoff even better. Some GREAT supporting characters, especially Anthony Carrigan as NoHo Hank.

A

The American
I remember this getting a lot of mediocre reviews when it came out. One of those best recent espionage movies lists I found over the summer suggested it was worth a re-evaluation.

It was just sooooo slow and soooooo lacking in dialogue and real action that it was tough to sit through. Clooney does a great job with a character that is very different from any other he has played in his career. But when we watch Clooney, we want the Clooney Charisma, which is no where to be found.

B-

Casino Royale
Spectre
My pre-No Time to Die studying.

A, B-

Sicario
I’ve lost track of how many movies and shows I’ve watched and books I’ve read about the war on drugs in general and the Latin American drugs trade in particular. Many of them grapple with the morality of law enforcement’s efforts as they battle drug producers and traffickers. And they almost always show how law enforcement face a difficult battle given the restrictions they operate under. As tempting as it is to let them loose without limits, as a society we face the question of how we prevent that lack of oversight from spilling into other aspects of law enforcement.

I think Sicario did as good a job as any of those other works I’ve digested at getting into the meat of that quandary. It’s really cool that Benicio Del Toro has gone off the reservation to make a significant hit on a Mexican cartel. But he’s also done it in a super illegal manner, one that Emily Blunt’s character is not willing to give her approval to. Sicario doesn’t provide an answer to the debate. I think it’s much easier to have a concrete opinion about a scenario in a movie setting than in real life.

A-


Shorts

Stable Rollers
Science! When I watch stuff like this I always wonder about the trial-and-error that went into discovering these issues when, for example, the first trains were built. I assume a few trains were lost in testing before the shape of the wheels was perfected.

A

Ocean Depth Comparison
Dope. I always though the Caribbean Sea was fairly shallow, so I learned something.

A

Signing 1,812 books after sleeping in a ditch
Beau Miles can make anything interesting and unique.

A

Flat Earth FC
This was a funny little piece, until I learned the club transitioned to being anti-mask and anti-vaccine after Covid hit. Probably not a surprise a new owner has stepped in and rebranded.

B+

How the 3-point line is breaking basketball
This title of this piece is a little judgmental; just because the game has changed drastically doesn’t mean it’s broken. And I hate to sound like an old man and reflexively decide that, because the game is different now than 20 years ago, that means something it wrong with it. But this is an informative primer for those of you who may not follow basketball and wonder what all the fuss about the three-point shot is.

B+

Devil’s Teeth
A short about Ron Elliott, who dove for sea urchins around the Farallon Islands off San Francisco, an area notorious for being populated by Great White Sharks. A little too moody and lacking in sharks for me.

B-

Daniel Craig Answers Questions About James Bond 007
“Don’t be s***!” Daniel Craig’s advice for the next James Bond
Daniel Craig & Lashana Lynch Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

Thank you, Daniel Craig, for your service.

A-, A-, A-

How Radiohead Wrote the Perfect Bond Theme
Too much music theory for me. Can’t believe I’ve never heard this song before.

B

10 Things Jason Sudeikis Can’t Live Without
Disappointing no Kansas/Kansas City items are in here.

F (OK, B+)

This LEGO build will blow your mind
What kind of sorcery is this?

A

A Night at the Theater: Bond

I saw my first movie in a theater since late 2019 last night. The reviews were decent enough and the Covid numbers here falling fast enough that I felt comfortable going to see No Time To Die with my brother-in-law. Four other people had the same idea, so we had plenty of room to ourselves and felt perfectly safe.

I don’t think I’ve seen a James Bond movie in a theater since some time in the Pierce Brosnan days. Daniel Craig’s final appearance as Bond seemed like a good reason to break that run.

Bond movies can never be evaluated like normal films. There are certain boxes that have to be checked, certain allowances that are granted for the quality of the story, and certain expectations that need to be met in order for a Bond movie to be considered a success.

No Time To Die meets a lot of those requirements.

Before I dive deeper, this is your official spoiler alert. I’m not going to go into great detail about the movie, but I am going to mention one very important moment in the film, one of the most shocking and controversial in the entire James Bond franchise. If you plan on seeing the movie, it might be better to bookmark this until later if you’ve not had that moment spoiled for you already.

In fact, let’s get right to it: the ending blew me away. No pun intended. I had, somehow, managed to avoid hearing how the movie concluded. I’m glad that was the case, because I think the impact would have been greatly reduced had I known it was coming.

So, spoiler, James Bond dies. Unable to get off a disputed island before a missile strike he called in arrives, our final view of him is being engulfed in fire and smoke as the weapons rain down upon him. I was not expecting this! I’ve read a few reviews since I watched the movie and people seem very torn about that scene. I thought it was great, mostly because it was completely shocking to me. Bond movies have never made me emotional. But I was speechless and open-mouthed as I realized that James Bond had died.

I think that could be a hugely freeing moment for whatever comes next in the series. It gives future writers and directors a chance to completely reset the franchise however they want with whoever is the next Bond. (Why not go back in time to the Cold War days, for example? Or begin with an origin story of his days in the Navy?) And since the Daniel Craig era ended up having strong plot connections through each movie (or at least four of them), they can look at the next X movies as an opportunity to tell an extended story with one actor. They don’t have to kill off the next Bond when his time ends. But it does give them the opportunity, if they want it, to think more about that smaller pocket of 3–5 movies than worrying about how they are honoring the previous 25.

In general, I think NTTD looked good. The cinematography was gorgeous, although the lighting seemed a little off on our screen which was distracting. There was plenty of action. The opening scene in Italy, which concludes with Bond and Madeleine in an absolutely ridiculous car chase in his Aston Martin DB5 was so good it kind of ruined the later chase scenes. That was one of the best chase scenes ever in a Bond film.

Speaking of Aston Martin, the DB5 is an all-time classic movie car. But I was also a huge fan of them bringing back the V8 Vantage, which Timothy Dalton also drove in The Living Daylights. That’s a dope-ass car.

Another of the best scenes in the movie was when Bond was fighting his way to the control tour of the submarine base to open up the missile doors. The segment when he is in the stairwell, shooting at and being shot at by guys mere feet away, was super intense. There was a 60–90 second sequence that was shot and edited so tightly it felt a little like a single-shot scene. The entire Craig era has been defined by attempting to match the level of action found in the Jason Bourne series. The opening construction site scene in Casino Royale was perhaps the strongest counter to the Bourne movies. This was a fine, final, close combat scene for the Craig era.

Rami Malek’s villain Lyutsifer Safin was not one of my favorites. He seemed a little flat and lacked menace. His submarine base was a call back to classics like Dr. No and You Only Live Twice. Shame his character didn’t match the creepy villains of those older movies.

Safin using a biological agent to attempt to kill a large chunk of the world’s population was a little extra creepy, though, in the age of Covid, though.

A common complaint of the Craig era is how dour it has been. Traditionalists argue that the way he played Bond was far closer to how Ian Fleming wrote the character than what it became on film. I loved Daniel Craig, but I could have used some more levity. My prediction is that whoever the next Bond is, and whatever direction they take the series, there will be more cheekiness than in the Craig years.

That said, Ana de Armas’ Paloma was a shot of brightness this movie needed. Almost everything she did made me laugh. It’s a shame she was only in about 10 minutes of the film.

Her role also showed another way the franchise has grown to match the broader cinema world. de Armas looked GREAT. But it was totally believable that she was absolutely kicking ass. It wasn’t cartoony the way, say, Grace Jones was in A View to a Kill, but rather closer to something you would expect from Charlize Theron.

I’m sure some people are all worked up about Bond’s in-movie replacement as 007 being a Black woman. I’m guessing some of those arguments go along the lines of “She could never really do that.” Well, you know what? Daniel Craig could never do most of things he’s doing as James Bond, either, without the help of editing, stunt men, and CGI. It’s fiction, folks.

The other controversial moment was the reveal that Bond has a child. That didn’t bother me. I mean, “James Bond” has had a lot of sex over the past 60-ish years. Odds are he has a kid here and there. Plus it was part of the mechanics needed to set up Bond’s final decision of the movie, so I thought it worked.

One review I read, by a writer who is a year older than me, pointed out this is the last time James Bond will be older than people our age. Oh, snap! That sucks! Daniel Craig does give hope to us in our early 50s that if we put the work in, our bodies don’t have to fall apart.

I thought the movie was a little long. I went in knowing that I would be in the theater for nearly three hours once the previews were added in. The movie seemed to move pretty well, but there were a few lag points that could have been tightened up to cut 10–15 minutes from the final run time. It didn’t help that the theater we went to did not have the most comfortable or adjustable seats I’ve ever sat in.

I would give No Time To Die a solid 3.5 stars. I do wonder if it is a movie that will improve on multiple viewings, especially when you can split those viewings up into shorter segments. My rating suffers a little because Daniel Craig made two of the best Bond films ever in Casino Royale and Skyfall, movies that will be tough for any future Bond to match. NTTD was also not an embarrassment like Roger Moore’s and Pierce Brosnan’s final installments in the series. Maybe not all the chances taken worked, but most of them did. And that sets this apart from so many movies in a series that too often follows the same checklist just with different names and places attached to it.

NTTD also locks in Craig as, at worst, the second best Bond ever. And I think he has a strong argument for being the best Bond. It’s tough to compare him to Sean Connery both because both their styles and the times they acted in were so different. However, none of the other actors who have played James Bond made the role theirs as successfully as Connery and Craig did.

September Media

Somehow I did not watch a single movie last month. I think that was mostly due to paralysis by too many choices. There were plenty of nights when I scrolled through the various streaming services we pay for, searching for a movie that jumped out at me for 30–45 minutes then gave up and watched a show.


Movies and Shows

The Office
I got into a little Office jag in late August and it continued into last month. I ended up setting the DVR to record everything Comedy Central was showing, thinking I would work through the good seasons in order. It wasn’t until I was deep into season three that I realized CC either doesn’t own rights to all the shows anymore, or were only showing parts of whole seasons. That said, I knocked out most of season two and big chunks of seasons three and four over the past six weeks. I could just flip over to Peacock and watch any episodes I want. Despite being Xfinity customers, it still takes forever for Peacock to load and then find what you want to watch.

A

Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The show’s final season, delayed by Covid and rewriting to bring in some police reform plot lines. Ending with an hour-long Heist episode was a great way to go out. Always a solid show with moments of brilliance, but never completely great.

B+

Bobby and Giada in Italy
The first two episodes I watched in August, which took place in Rome, were wonderful. But the final two in Tuscany were even better. I don’t think it’s possible to film bad TV in Tuscany. Giada is 51, you know. That’s some crazy stuff right there.

A-

Archer
I’ve watched the first two episodes of season 12. I’m interested to see where it goes with the agency facing big money problems and Lana’s husband willing to back the firm. Must she stay in a marriage she doesn’t want to be in to save her career and the careers of her coworkers? Oh, and Archer is physically impaired, which has already led to all kinds of funny stuff.

B+

Lost Track Atlantic, episode four
Torren and Ishka end their journey in West Africa. They only casually mention it, but it sounds like their trip took place in early 2020 and was cut short as Covid was forcing the world to shut down. Once again this is filled with dazzling images and a wonderful soundtrack.

B+

The N Y Friars Club Roast Of Chevy Chase
Sometimes the old YouTube algorithm spits out a beauty. I had read somewhere that this roast was particularly savage. I didn’t think it was any worse than others I’ve watched. A younger, less well known Stephen Colbert steals the show.

B+

Ted Lasso, season two.
The four episodes in September featured three that ranged from good to very good, and one that was completely confusing and distracting. You can read my Lasso thoughts here.

A-


Shorts

Why You’ll Fail the Milk Crate Challenge
I’m just lucky that I haven’t seen one of these that resulted in a grotesque injury, right? (Please don’t send me any of those.)

A-

Every Sport a Bowling Ball
A lot of these are pretty dumb but the field hockey one made me laugh.

C+

Guerrilla Grazing
Very mixed feelings about this. Admiration and respect to this dude for living his life this way. At the same time, it seems kind of insane to live this way. He’ll be laughing at me when our society collapses after the next presidential election.

B+

The Ice Ball
This is fascinating, although I’d like to have seen more about how the ice houses work. As in, see them in the middle of the summer when the ice has been stacked for months yet it is still providing cooling and refrigeration.

B+

The Diamond
This did not go as I expected. Filmmaker Caitlyn Greene profiles people who hang out in an ancient volcano in Arkansas looking for diamonds. I figured it would be a profile of wacky people who spend their time digging through mud in hopes of finding life-changing jewels. Somehow she got her subjects to share intimate details of their life, making this a compelling watch.

A-

Senegal’s circular gardens hold back the Sahara
Who knows if this, or projects like it, have any chance of working. But relatively simple methods that allow locals to attempt to reclaim their land from climate disaster need a lot more attention and support.

B+

Run the Line: Retracing 43km of hidden railway
My Beau Miles video for the month. I enjoyed his encounter with the local police as he ran through private property to retrace an abandoned railway.

B+

This Alligator Will Die From 860 Volts
Electric eels are no joke.

B


Podcast

SmartLess
An old friend recommended this on Facebook. It might be the best thing anyone has recommended to me this year. Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, and Sean Hayes talk to other famous people. I guarantee you will laugh your ass off if you give it a try. I’m working through old episodes. Favorites so far are George Clooney, Will Ferrell, and Conan O’Brien.

A+

August Media

Movies and Shows

Patriot
“John Lakeman,” his professional name, is dealing with a lot of stuff. He’s trying to sway an election in Iran to prevent the country from gaining nuclear weapons. He’s attempting to pose as an expert in industrial piping as his cover, something he is woefully unprepared for. His boss at the piping firm hates him. Just about every one of his coworkers is on his ass for one thing or another. A detective wants to question him for murder. And there are at least four deaths on his hands. All this from a mission he did not want after suffering a mental breakdown.

Heavy shit.

Which probably makes it an odd thing to say this is one of the funniest shows I’ve watched in recent memory. There is a strong Fargo/Cohen Brothers vibe to it. Just about every moment of tension and violence is undermined by ridiculously hilarious dialogue and a cast full of kooky-as-fuck characters. The writing is top notch. The cinematography is stunning at times. The actors, both primary and supporting, are outstanding.

I loved this show, and can’t wait to watch season two. I can see how it would be frustrating for some viewers, though, since it is so oddball and artistic at times.

A

Lost Track Atlantic
Episode 3
Torren and Ishka continue the adventures through Northern Africa. As always, stunning visuals laid over a terrific soundtrack.

A-

Only the Essential: Pacific Crest Trail Documentary
On one hand, a beautiful accounting of an amazing trip. I think this is beyond my physical abilities these days, but long hikes like these still intrigue me. On the other, the narration is so monotone and bored-sounding that it detracts from the impact of the images.

B-

Pearl Jam Live from Rome, Italy June 26th 2018
Love it when I run across some random PJ show that is insanely long and offers both high quality video and audio.

Pearl Jam No Code Concert, October 17, 2014
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of their No Code album, the band put this show up for free last weekend. Sandwiched between a rousing “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” and 22 other songs, the band played the entire No Code album in order.

A+, A

Untold: The Malice in the Palace
It’s kind of crazy there hasn’t already been a deep dive into the infamous brawl between the Pacers and Pistons in November 2004. This was really well done, although to be clear it was told from the Pacers’ perspective, since Jermaine O’Neal was a producer. I don’t think that completely changes how we should judge the brawl. But it does show that the Pacers weren’t a bunch of thugs mindlessly attacking fans, which was the message most of the media carried in the aftermath of the fight. The players should have made different decisions and avoided the disaster that derailed what may have been the best Pacers team ever (although perhaps they were destined to flame out with the combination of personalities on their roster). But this program shows that nearly every escalation was caused either by fans or by the woefully inept security.

A-

The Dissident
An accounting of the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi by the Saudi security forces. This is disturbing on many levels. I was even reluctant to watch knowing that filmmaker Bryan Fogel had access to the official Turkish documentation of the murder. Fortunately for viewers, he only shared the transcripts of the audio the Turkish police recorded.

Fogel spends a little too much time on Saudi dissident Omar Abdulazziz, who believes Khashoggi’s vocal support for him was what led to his death. It is also immensely frustrating that Saudi Arabia does enough for our country’s economy in various ways that our government, under leadership of both parties, continues to refuse to hold the Saudis accountable for the long list of horrible things they do.

B+

Zodiac
I don’t remember this movie at all from when it was released. And apparently it was one of the best reviewed films of 2007. That’s what having kids will do to you!

Glad I got to it, though. It is a first-rate thriller, combining elements of both a standard police mystery and a journalistic hunt for the truth. Which, as we learn at the end, despite decades of investigation, the mystery of the Zodiac Killer remains unsolved.

A

Bobby and Giada in Italy
I could do with less Bobby Flay, but Giada De Laurentis cruising through Italy eating incredible food? Sign me up!

B+


Shorts

The $7BN Megaproject to Save Venice
I don’t know, seems like Venice might still be fucked.

B

Audi R8 vs RS e-tron GT: DRAG RACE
It’s crazy how fast electric cars are getting.

A-

The Largest Black Hole in the Universe – Size Comparison
Science!

B

What if THEY played drums on Toto’s AFRICA instead of Jeff Porcaro?
This would probably make more sense if I was a drummer and knew who half of these people were.

B

One Woman’s Mission to Get Vaccines to Her Rural Alabama Town
American hero.

A


Podcast

Consequence of Sound’s The Opus
The Opus celebrated the 30th anniversary of Pearl Jam’s debut Ten album with a look back at how the band came to be, how the album was recorded, how visual art was a huge part of the band carving out their niche, and how a show at the end of their first tour set them up for stardom. Fun to listen to if you’re a fan, but it also felt a little light and brief rather than exhaustive. Which, I suppose, most people interested in this will have already consumed other deep dives into the history of Ten.

B+

The Roy Kent Effect

This episode…hmmm. I thought about it a lot between my two viewings, the first on Saturday morning, the second Sunday evening. The idea kept occurring to me that every season has a lull episode, one where not much happens but the pieces are all getting sorted into the right places to build towards bigger developments in the future. That made a lot more sense back in the day when a full season included 20+ episodes and you had to work in some breaks. In the modern era, where a “season” is often 10-12 episodes, a lull episode feels like a waste.

I’m hoping that’s what this week’s episode, “The Signal,” was. Based on the last five minutes, when shit suddenly started happening quickly, I’m pretty sure that’s the case. But those first 25-30 minutes felt a bit wasteful.

Let’s discuss.

“Wait, your mum’s your cleaner?”

Good for Rebecca for getting shagged! One of the great things about this show is how it takes a very modern and fair view of sexuality. Women are just as free to be sexual beings and have casual relationships as men. No one tell my daughters I feel that way.

“Stupid barking means it’s over, right?”

The way Roy knew to immediately step out when the Diamond Dogs meeting began was just perfect.

“Hey, Roy. You know you’re paid to coach the whole team, right?”

“No, no, that’s fine. Just take four percent of my paycheck.”

“You’re an ugly, ugly boy. With bad hair. Say it.”

“I am…I am an ooglay, ooglay boy…with hair that maybay, could be slightlay…with bad hair, fine.”

First, it’s fun to try to write in Jamie’s accent.

My favorite part of this week’s episode was the Jamie and Roy stuff. So, YES! It has taken far too long to get Jamie worked into the main plot lines this season. I’m just going to assume that Phil Dunster was filming another project and they had to back off on Jamie while he was away.

I didn’t buy for a second that Jamie had somehow matured so much that he would effortlessly slide in and become a perfect teammate. I liked that we saw that while Jamie has indeed matured, he’s still not totally comfortable with it. I love that he finally realizes geezer Roy Kent can teach him a ton about the game. I love that Jamie can swallow his ego enough to beg Roy to make him better.

And I thought it was a great that Roy was the one reluctant to engage. He’s been a leader most of his playing career. He had the moment last week where he felt the magic of passing his knowledge along to younger players and seeing it make a difference in their games. And now he’s on the coaching staff. But he still has so much baggage with Jamie, and is so fucking stubborn, that he has to be pushed to work with Jamie.

When it happens he is spot-on with his assessment: being a good teammate doesn’t mean that you forget what made you great. It’s fine to pass the ball and to care about your teammates’ feelings. But Jamie was a budding star because he had an uncanny ability to get the ball past the keeper. Maturity is finding the middle ground of those two behaviors, and the right moment to apply each.

“The little prick’s gonna fucking score from there.”

See.

By the way, it was something to see Jamie stand over that free kick as Cristiano Ronaldo would, THE EXACT SAME WEEK CR7 RETURNED TO MANCHESTER UNITED. Are the writers Rebecca’s mom’s psychics or something?

“Looks like the coaching staff are panicking, Arlo. This is what a fish pie can do to a team.”

The fish pie lines made me laugh.

I was kind of shocked that there wasn’t a 15-second description of what the FA Cup is, or what the soccer term “park the bus” means. I guess the writers have decided we all either know that stuff already, or we’re fully capable of looking it up on our own without some patronizing aside within the show.

“Tartt buries it in the back of the net! Richmond, impossibly, are on top!”

I found the way we experienced what should have been the episode’s, and entire season’s, biggest moment fascinating. Here we have tiny Richmond taking out giants Tottenham in the closing seconds of an FA Cup quarterfinal, at home, and we only hear it in the background while Rebecca searches for Ted. That’s a tough choice but I think it worked. A lot of shows would have cut back-and-forth between the action on the field and Rebecca’s search, building the drama in the process. The way it was presented deprived the audience of a moment of tremendous joy, which cranks up the anxiety about what the hell is wrong with Ted even higher.

“I wanna make an appointment.”

Two massive reveals in the closing moments. First, Sam is Rebecca’s Bantr buddy? SAM?!?! That is unexpected and verrrrrry interesting. It was funny to think back to the messages they’ve shown the past few weeks and think of them in Sam’s voice instead of Ted’s. And I told you they wouldn’t take the lazy Sam-and-Diane path with Ted and Rebecca! (Do not bookmark this comment in case they hook up in the season finale.)

Of course Ted’s panic attack – or whatever it was – is the biggest long-term development this week. Bigger than Richmond’s win since that’s where the cameras went as the game was won.

I thought it came about strangely. The only panic attack I’ve ever had was when I had to get an MRI without sedatives, so while I’m no expert, I know they can happen at any moment for any reason. However, Ted didn’t seem very affected by the call from his son’s school throughout the episode until – WHAM – it floors him at the end of the game? We know stress has been building in him. The Led Tasso thing a few weeks back, in addition to being weird, was not something a man who is in a good place does. I just thought the timing felt a little odd. I even wondered if there was a scene between those two points that set it up better that did not make the final cut of the show.

Regardless, we will finally get the meeting we knew would happen, Ted and Dr. Sharon. When she arrived she seemed like a threat to Ted. She just might be here to save him.

Ah, but there is still a threat to Ted. Maybe two, in fact. There is Roy, who every Richmond fan will be shouting for to take over since he’s English, played the game, and has had an immediate impact since joining the staff. And there is Nate, who has a gift for making strategic decisions akin to Ted’s gift of setting people at ease. It was fine to have folksy Ted making the players feel good about themselves when no one else wanted to coach Richmond (plus their owner was trying to destroy them). But when guys with actual soccer, excuse me, football acumen are on the staff? Game changer. At least for dramatic purposes.

I’m calling it now: no matter what happens over the next six episodes, there’s about a 92% chance that season three will involve either Ted coaching another club because Roy and/or Nate have taken over Richmond, or Ted remaining at Richmond while they take on another club(s) he must coach against.

Lock that in on your favorite betting app.

Not my favorite episode of the season, but the final five minutes seem to have us headed down a more interesting path.


Some more quotes and thoughts to wrap up:

I guess that last time in Charlie Watts’ life a Rolling Stones song was used in a new context on a TV show or movie was last week’s episode. RIP.

I love Bantr now being the prime sponsor for Richmond. We know Sam approves of that!

2MSCNT being Rebecca’s hookup app is hilarious. I thought it was a throw-away line last week but they went all-in with it.

I enjoy how British people pronounce the word “clothes.” They really stress that “TH.” It sounds very proper and dignified.

“I am a strong and capable man, I am not a piece of shit.”

“Colin, you don’t need the second part.”

“That is a joke for people born in the early to mid 70s.”

I mentioned this last week, Ted makes fun of himself for it this week.

“Steve Wiebes vs Billy Mitchells.”

If you know, you know.

“And then I stood up, I flushed the toilet, I pulled up my trousers, and I walked straight out of there.”

I wasn’t enamored with the Rebecca’s mom angle, nor the Beard-Jane stuff. I suppose they were both designed to highlight difficult conversations we put off to set up Ted’s conversation with Sharon. But this line made me laugh. Heavy conversations about the state of your marriage should always be done on the shitter.

“Aww, look at that sponge!”

“That’s rubbish!”

“Temper your chocolate, you twat!”

I missed the lads in the pub! This was a fine way to bring them back. Mae making faces and doing dances with them always gets me, too. I guarantee I’ll be thinking “temper your chocolate, you twat!” when I start watching my fall baking shows.

I miss Trent Crimm of The Independent.

Finally, there is the shot of Rebecca’s shoes that she kicks off when she arrives home after the game. Those are, what, six-inch heels? Isn’t the woman already 6-4, 6-5? Good Lord!

(Hannah Waddingham is 5-11, for the record.)

“You had me at ‘Coach'”: Ted Lasso, S2,E5

I took a little heat from a few friends during our Kansas City trip for why the hell I’m not doing breakdowns of Ted Lasso as I did for ER back in the day. Sadly those ER breakdowns were all in my pre-blog life, and lost forever when I left my former employer in 2004. I wonder if they’re still stored on some old backup in their servers somewhere…

I’ve never thought of going all-in on a show like that again. Not for Ed or Scrubs or The Office or Parks & Rec or The Americans or The Good Place, the shows I’ve been most obsessed with in their moment since my ER days. And since I both started Ted Lasso about a month after it debuted, and was never sure which of my friends were also watching it, I never considered it, either.

Cal me me peer-pressured, because here goes: my first Ted Lasso breakdown! I’ll admit I feel real pressure to live up to the legend of my ER breakdowns. And to try to remember how I structured them. So this may be a work in progress until I find my rhythm again.

Four storylines this week:
1 – Nate trying to build up some confidence
2A – Ted trying to instill confidence in Isaac
2B – And doing so by attempting to lure Roy into coaching
3 – Rebecca continuing her search for love

Let’s start with Nate. I have not loved Nate this year. That’s because he lost much of the cluelessness that made him so adorable last year. A few times that’s been replaced by shrillness. I enjoyed watching him learn how to translate his confidence from the coaching room to real life, so, at least in this situation, he wasn’t treated like a fucking doormat. I doubt whether that has any long-term consequences, though.

I was a little frustrated by how Ted’s part began. Reviewing tape of a loss in the locker room and he’s sharing his idea of Rom-communism, where everything will just work out in the end.

I know Ted is not your typical coach, but what kind of leader has that attitude? It’s one thing to accept bad results, bad luck, and even shit play by looking on the bright side and believing better days are ahead. But to just say it doesn’t matter because things will work out? I was not a fan in the macro sense.

Ahhh, but in the context of this episode, it ends up working quite nicely. All the little callbacks to classic ’90s rom-coms were very nice. It’s one of those things that could very easily go awry in the hands of weaker writers. But this crew always manages to pull it off. They won me over in the last ten minutes after a few rough moments early.

I very much enjoyed every moment of Roy’s screen time. Which is like the “Duh”-est thing I’ve ever written. Roy Kent is fucking gold. I’m a little sad that we won’t see him doing analysis in the studio anymore, because that stuff was legendary. But I also see how it likely wasn’t sustainable. He needed more to do than sit in a studio saying hilarious things. Adding him to the coaching staff both continues the surprising transformation of this character and opens up all kind of wonderful opportunities for plot developments.

One of the many things that is great about this show is how you see genuine moments of emotion from nearly every character. We saw it from Roy this week when it hit him in the studio how much he misses being part of a team. Those emotional moments are the realist thing on the show, and even more that the general sense of positivity, I think they are what make viewers build such a strong connection to the program.

As for Rebecca, I read a summary of the Christmas episode from a week ago that pointed out how Rebecca picking up Ted to share in her gift-giving trip was a wonderful moment because you could see the real affection they have for each other, but there was nothing sexual about it. I thought that was a nice observation. And I thought it was an interesting choice to avoid the Will They or Won’t They angle. A choice maybe only Ted Lasso would make.

Ahhhh, but this week, did you notice? Did you see that early in the show there was a transition from Ted on his phone to Rebecca on hers on her dating app? And later, it goes the opposite way, Rebecca messaging from her owner’s box jumping to Ted walking into the locker room, looking at his phone and smiling? Just a coincidence, right? Just a little moment to throw us off, right? Or were those clues about where we are headed?

Other assorted thoughts:
It wasn’t just this week, but there are a ton of 1990s pop culture references in the show. Obviously that’s because that’s when Jason Sudeikis/Ted Lasso grew up. But I sometimes wonder if soccer players from Europe and Africa who were born in the late ‘90s would really get Ted’s references.

Nice touch to begin an episode built upon The Rolling Stones’ “She’s A Rainbow” with Frankie Avalon’s “Swingin’ On A Rainbow.”

Hannah Waddingham is one of the most striking women I’ve seen in my life. It’s like she was cut out of marble in ancient Rome or Greece. Honestly, I have trouble focusing on what people are saying any time she is on screen.

As Keely and Rebecca were discussing Bantr in the hallway, Isaac snuck out with his free coffee maker, his arms wrapped around it in a big, sad hug. Just another sign that he needed some help.

The only KC reference I caught was Rockhurst University grad George Wendt’s picture on the wall at the kebob place.

Did you read how Roy signed his picture? “Yum. Roy Kent.” Love it.

I believe I wrapped up my ER breakdowns with some of my favorite lines of each week. There are soooo many great lines in Ted Lasso each week that I’m going to have to do some serious editing to keep from sharing too many. Here are this week’s top lines:

“No, I gave you an indoor whistle.”

Nate’s look of utter confusion was hilarious. And props to Ted for realizing a replacement was necessary.

“My mother says I was born caffeinated.”

Dani Rojas!

“Oh, you’d look well-fit with pigtails.“
“I do!”

I love Keely’s sexual admiration for Rebecca. Speaking of…

“Fuck, you’re amazing. Let’s invade France.”

“Oy, this is Isaac. These are all the other fucks. You’re with them.”

Roy’s absolute disdain for social niceties will never not be funny.

”I brought you here to remind you that football is a fucking game that you used to play as a fucking kid. ’Cause it was fun even when you were getting your fucking legs broken or your fucking feelings hurt. So fuck your feelings, fuck your overthinking, fuck all that bullshit, go back out there and have some fucking fun.”

I coached soccer for three years with a friend. His daughter anchored our back line; L was our scoring machine up front. We agreed we really should have used this speech at halftime the year we lost our playoff semifinal 1–0.

”So you’re feeling under pressure?”

I do enjoy how Doctor Sharon just casually goes along with Ted’s little games. She acts put-out, but she’s always right there with him.

”He’s 17. He’ll probably have chips for dinner and a wank before bed.“
”Apologies for the language.”

I’m going to miss Jeff Stelling apologizing for Roy’s language.

”George, didn’t you lose your license drink driving?“
”That was an allergic reaction to my medication!“
”Is that the same medication that made you piss your pants?”

Roy Kent! Roy Kent! He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where!

July Media

Movies and Shows

The Night Manager
This was a bit strange, and thus I’m not sure how to properly rate it. Based on a John Le Carré novel, and updated for the modern age, it follows a night manager at an Egyptian hotel – and former British Army officer – as he stumbles into an affair with a woman connected with international arms dealers. She is murdered, he moves on in his career, and eventually runs into the man he believes responsible for the woman’s death. He contacts a British official who tracks arms dealers and is recruited to infiltrate the network. He does, gets deeply involved, and, eventually, earns a measure of revenge. He also has sex with the main bad guy’s girlfriend.

Where I struggle is in how the series was presented. It comes across as very British, taking its sweet time getting to action. This was most notable when nearly two full episodes early on were devoted to sleepily setting things up. When you have just six episodes to tell a story, this seemed like a waste. But perhaps they were just being faithful to the original story. The finale is also structured far differently that I believe it would have been if the series was made in America.

B

One Night in Miami
Oh, I am mad at myself for not watching this sooner, because it was excellent. After winning the heavyweight title, Cassius Clay joins his spiritual advisor Malcolm X in his hotel room; good friends Sam Cooke and Jim Brown join them. Rather than a party, it becomes an evening of discussion.

The four leads – Leslie Odom Jr., Aldis Hodge, Eli Goree, and Kinglsey Ben-Adir – are all outstanding. But Ben-Adir, as Malcolm X, was phenomenal. Which is saying something, since arguably the defining performance of Denzel Washington’s dazzling career was his turn as Malcolm X. I can’t say who was better, but Ben-Adir moved me greatly.

There was also a line, spoken by Clay when he and Cooke sneak out for a drink and are discussing the meaning of power. He says, “Power means a world where it’s safe to be ourselves.” This movie takes place in 1965. It is sad that we’re still trying to get our country, and our world, to a place where everyone feels safe to be themselves.

A

Spotlight
A lighthearted film about the group of investigative reporters from the Boston Globe who broke the story of the Catholic Church’s cover-up of sexual abuse by priests on young parishioners. Yep, super lighthearted. It was really well done, which is tough, because journalism isn’t always the most dramatic of material to base a movie on.

A

Gunpowder Milkshake
Over the last year I have now started and given up on just two movies. Both were Netflix productions with casts filled with established stars. The first was the Will Ferrell-Rachel McAdams vehicle Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. And now this. I didn’t think you could go wrong with Karen Gillan and Carla Gugino heading a deep cast. But this, which is kind of a send-up of the style of movie I watched in June such as Atomic Blonde, just never works. It can’t commit to being silly. It has weird violence that is neither slapstick nor grotesque. I gave it half an hour then ejected for something else.

Incomplete

Tropic Thunder
That something else was this, which is how you do a satire. It was some funny shit. Robert Downey Jr….how did he not win an Oscar for his performance?

B+

Snowden
I totally forgot this was an Oliver Stone film until the end credits rolled. That explains why it was so mega-paranoid! The whole Edward Snowden affair broke at a moment when I wasn’t following the news very closely. I remember not being sure what to think about him and his actions. That remains true. Is he a hero or a traitor? I think the truth is probably a little of both. Which sums up the age we live in: we want to give the government leeway to protect us, but that freedom will always get pushed beyond its intended boundaries, by administrations we both like and loathe. The cat is probably well out of the bag and there’s really no going back at this point. I did not like how the real Snowden gets pulled in for the film’s final scene.

B+

The Usual Suspects
I was scrolling through Amazon Prime one night, looking for something to watch, and came across this classic. Which I probably haven’t watching in a good 18–19 years. There are some dated elements to it, and the impact is nowhere near what it was at the first viewing. But it still holds up pretty, pretty well.

A-

Ted Lasso, season one
I had to go back and watch the OG before the new season began. So many perfect scenes. So many moments that people have written about over the past year that hit harder the second time. Rebecca and Keeley’s relationship is one of the greatest things ever put on TV. Such a great collection of characters and acting performances. Barbecue sauce.

A+

Ted Lasso, season two, episodes one and two
No complaints about the new season so far. Roy Kent is a fucking treasure.

A

Lost Track Atlantic
Episode One
Episode Two
My old pals Torren Martyn and Ishka Folkwell set off on another epic surf journey, this time through Europe down to Africa. Until a massive storm approaches the African coast and they chuck the European part to experience the incredible waves the storm produced. Some pretty spectacular surfing, some amazing cinematography in general, all built upon an insanely good soundtrack. Looking forward to the rest of the series.

A


Shorts

Junk Cabin: Secretly building my wife a COVID office
I forgot to watch a Beau Miles video in June. Shame on me. In the first of these, he attempts to secretly build an office for his wife on their farmland during the early months of Covid lockdown. The result is kind of amazing.
A Mile with May: Adventuring with my daughter
Awwwww, Beau takes a walk with his daughter around his property.

B+, A-

Rap Fans React to The Cult- She Sells Sanctuary
Not what I expected. I thought this would be one of those videos where Black folks freak out when they hear classic rock songs for the first time. Those are fun, but they often seem a little performance-arty. But this couple are true music fans, and interested in hearing new things. I love the way they honestly and openly take in one of my favorite songs of all time and, by the end, are looking to check out some more music by The Cult.

A

One Breath Around The World
A mesmerizing film featuring world champion free diver Guillaume Néry.

A

Is Apollo 11’s Lunar Module Still In Orbit Around The Moon 52 Years Later?
Science!

A

Talk Watches with Jason Heaton
I’ve become a little addicted to the The Grey Nato podcast, in which Heaton and co-host James Stacey talk about watches, diving, cars, and adventuring. Here, Heaton talks about some of the watches in his collection. I have a few watches and have been toying with adding some more, but I’m looking at cheap watches that look nice. I’d love to have a collection like Heaton’s.

A

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